I don't have crabs.
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So yeah it's true. I don't have crabs. If
you know me then that shouldn't come as a big shock. I am not the slut. But for
a moment I was frightened.
I had
gone to the doctor to get my nose checked out and he gave me some drugs to get
rid of a sinus infection. So I got my drugs and I started taking them and
everything seemed to be fine until at the end of the first night, I woke up with
my crotch a blazing it was hot and superitchy. Now anyone with any medical
knowledge at all knows that this is a common reaction to Penicillin allergy, but
I don't have any medical knowledge. so I thought I had crabs or any other STD. I
immediately thought of how I could have caught such a thing? Actually I was
thinking of a way that I could get this taken care of without my roommate or
friends finding out about it. I decided to go back to sleep and hope it went
away. When I got up a few hours later, I noticed that the redness and the
itchiness had spread to the rest of my body. I take another pill and go to work.
Like I said I have no medical
knowledge.
When I get to work I
mentioned what has happened, minus the part about crabs. They immediately come
to the realization that I need to stop taking the Penicillin, get an
Antihistamine and call my doctor. Well I do what they say and get some Clariton
and call my doctor and I stop taking the drugs. In an ironic turn of events, the
Clariton cost me 3 dollars more then the Penicillin that caused this shit
anyway. But at least i don't have crabs.
Posted: Thu - October 6, 2005 at 10:26 PM