I'm not cool. Anymore.
I have a realization most people
probably figured out 10 years ago.
So on my way home today I realized that I
am a nerd. I mean I wasn't always this way. I used to be cool I swear. I played
football. I was captain. I went to the homecoming dance with a cheerleader. I
drank underage. I WAS IN A FRATERNITY! I was totally Zack Morris or at least
Slater, without the mullet. but in the last few years, I have become totally
Screech. I went from Steve to Stu. Other's may have noticed it gradually but it
snuck right up on me. I still thought I was cool until I got off the phone with
my roommate yesterday.
What
happened to me? I used to be into chicks and beer and making fun of people that
weren't as cool as me. Now I'm not as cool as me. Instead of being excited to go
out after work and get "tore" with guys and "scam" some hoes. I was pumped to
get home so that my roommate and I can get to advancing in X-Men Legends II on
the GameCube. The conversation went like
so:
Oliver: "Dude, when you getting
home? The Savage Lands need to be
dominated!"
Me: "I'm on my way. I
should be home by 5. I am going to need some bacon cheeseburgers for our
dominating"
O: "I will stop and get
some. We need to get in the zone"
Now, this should be followed with
me getting a wedgy and and Ogre calling me a NERD! but it
didn't.
I seem to care about
Playing video games and making sure the TiVo records Smallville then I do about
getting drunk and pulling ass. I spend my time on the internet checking on new
gadgets and electronics not looking at porn like I should be. What's wrong with
me?!
Posted: Thu - October 6, 2005 at 10:50 PM