I want my $580.83


Why I am going to Sue the WB.

I have decided that I am going to sue the WB television network for $580.83 that is my hourly wage, less taxes, multiplied by the amount of hours that i have spent watching the last 2 years of Smallville. There has not been a single event that has happened of any significance in the past two years. To be fair, I did like the episodes with Alicia, so I didn't charge them for those. Actually, they killed her. I need pain and suffering. It's now $1,000,580.83. I will be looking for legal council so If anyone knows someone, let me know. Also this might be grounds for a class action suit, we could work together, though not hard.

also: this is a joke.

Posted: Thu - May 19, 2005 at 10:50 PM      

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