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function getHaloscanJavascript() {
var haloscanJavascript = '';
document.write(haloscanJavascript);
}
function getCommentsCode(entryUUID) {
var commentsCode = ' | ';
document.write(commentsCode);
}
function getAdsenseCode() {
var adsenseCode = '';
document.write(adsenseCode);
}
function getNextEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 0; i < entryUUIDsList.length -1; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i+1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Next ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getPreviousEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 1; i < entryUUIDsList.length; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i-1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Previous ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID) {
var entryCategoryUUIDPairs = new Array("E20090324160738","C862066252","E20090323160403","C480163472","E20090318094412","C733311804","E20090309234400","C1933428131","E20090308111037","C1148416115","E20090306160042","C957048719","E20090226094424","C733311804","E20090225182811","C733311804","E20090225071502","C480163472","E20090224082225","C862066252","E20090214144036","C480163472","E20090126230206","C773226096","E20090108071249","C862066252","E20090106165707","C480163472","E20090102223004","C480163472","E20090101132858","C62339421","E20081130183405","C733311804","E20081122152805","C1749201605","E20081110102529","C733311804","E20081109160259","C1083998320","E20081028141113","C1834873032","E20081025220656","C1083998320","E20081024091431","C1933428131","E20081023171150","C1933428131","E20080403144846","C1148416115","E20080326154353","C1148416115","E20070518122234","C1083998320","E20070515150403","C1933428131","E20070514232129","C1148416115","E20070414231633","C1148416115","E20070221173639","C733311804","E20070217172958","C733311804","E20070202201247","C1933428131","E20070118200328","C1148416115","E20061221210747","C1148416115","E20061215221025","C1933428131","E20061214214921","C1148416115","E20061210134541","C1834873032","E20061110211111","C1448469139","E20061105215636","C1448469139","E20061101160525","C1448469139","E20061027114311","C1448469139","E20061025223757","C1083998320","E20061019171817","C1448469139","E20060925142235","C1448469139","E20060812224912","C1148416115","E20060802192831","C1448469139","E20060729000300","C938709516","E20060723220455","C1148416115","E20060711203726","C862066252","E20060708221012","C1373240693","E20060705220913","C1373240693","E20060630164631","C1083998320","E20060627080155","C1448469139","E20060625142735","C733311804","E20060621235515","C733311804","E20060620162802","C733311804","E20060619210012","C733311804","E20060618234148","C1834873032","E20060618153308","C1834873032","E20060617065648","C1834873032","E20060616131852","C1834873032","E20060615085705","C1834873032","E20060611072220","C1448469139","E20060606172641","C1448469139","E20060527152350","C1448469139","E20060517192638","C1373240693","E20060517154937","C773226096","E20060510083539","C1083998320","E20060506225339","C773226096","E20060419122429","C1234754262","E20060416115258","C733311804","E20060415182153","C733311804","E20060414182108","C733311804","E20060407202145","C1234754262","E20060406114603","C1234754262","E20060405215732","C1234754262","E20060402163753","C1234754262","E20060331111035","C1234754262","E20060330104834","C1234754262","E20060324123523","C733311804","E20060311215738","C1373240693","E20060304181217","C1148416115","E20060301230936","C733311804","E20060225205600","C1749201605","E20060223160029","C1373240693","E20060219163805","C1933428131","E20060215082850","C733311804","E20060212094549","C62339421","E20060209104429","C1448469139","E20060203201328","C1448469139","E20060203102041","C1448469139","E20060202094231","C1749201605","E20060128210938","C1148416115","E20060124141438","C231807758","E20060120094447","C1933428131","E20060114134807","C1933428131","E20060108093613","C231807758","E20060107093435","C1933428131","E20060105212217","C773226096","E20060104100042","C773226096","E20060101105539","C938709516","E20051231202733","C1148416115","E20051230215044","C1148416115","E20051229153605","C62339421","E20051226161319","C1933428131","E20051226124314","C773226096","E20051222233349","C1933428131","E20051220164055","C1933428131","E20051218144548","C733311804","E20051215210430","C733311804","E20051212101324","C733311804","E20051211121802","C1749201605","E20051207120550","C733311804","E20051204160332","C733311804","E20051202135442","C1373240693","E20051127233001","C773226096","E20051127153550","C733311804","E20051125184104","C1933428131","E20051125164420","C1933428131","E20051125160406","C1933428131","E20051125112125","C1933428131","E20051125155057","C733311804","E20051125113413","C62339421","E20051125113152","C1373240693","E20051125112651","C733311804","E20051125111803","C773226096","E20051125111357","C1933428131","E20051125111024","C1933428131","E20051125110810","C1749201605","E20051125110011","C1933428131","E20051125104541","C773226096","E20051125104146","C733311804","E20051124220929","C62339421");
for(var i = 0; i < entryCategoryUUIDPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i] == entryUUID) {
return(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'Of Course It\'s Boring, Idiot';
document.write(blogName);
}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C1083998320","Magic","C1933428131","Tech Dreck","C957048719","Resizing Footprints","C862066252","Guest Lecture","C1448469139","Serving Two Masters","C629730484","unfiled","C1148416115","Riding the Bicycle","C938709516","Who\'s Your Daddy?","C1373240693","To Soothe the Savage Beast","C1234754262","Queen of the Sciences","C231807758","The Write Stuff","C773226096","Alter Egos","C1749201605","An Apple a Day","C733311804","What in God\'s Name?","C1834873032","Give Us this Day","C480163472","Home Improvement","C62339421","I\'m Who");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'March 2009';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | 31 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | 31 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | 31 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | 31 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | 31 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | 31 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '134';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'Alter Egos: 9
An Apple a Day: 5
Give Us this Day: 7
Guest Lecture: 4
Home Improvement: 5
I\'m Who: 5
Magic: 6
Queen of the Sciences: 7
Resizing Footprints: 1
Riding the Bicycle: 14
Serving Two Masters: 14
Tech Dreck: 20
The Write Stuff: 2
To Soothe the Savage Beast: 7
What in God\'s Name?: 26
Who\'s Your Daddy?: 2
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C1083998320","6","C1933428131","20","C957048719","1","C862066252","4","C1448469139","14","C629730484","0","C1148416115","14","C938709516","2","C1373240693","7","C1234754262","7","C231807758","2","C773226096","9","C1749201605","5","C733311804","26","C1834873032","7","C480163472","5","C62339421","5");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' Alter Egos
An Apple a Day
Give Us this Day
Guest Lecture
Home Improvement
I\'m Who
Magic
Queen of the Sciences
Resizing Footprints
Riding the Bicycle
Serving Two Masters
Tech Dreck
The Write Stuff
To Soothe the Savage Beast
What in God\'s Name?
Who\'s Your Daddy?
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Alter Egos An Apple a Day Give Us this Day Guest Lecture Home Improvement I\'m Who Magic Queen of the Sciences Resizing Footprints Riding the Bicycle Serving Two Masters Tech Dreck The Write Stuff To Soothe the Savage Beast What in God\'s Name? Who\'s Your Daddy? ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' Alter Egos
An Apple a Day
Give Us this Day
Guest Lecture
Home Improvement
I\'m Who
Magic
Queen of the Sciences
Resizing Footprints
Riding the Bicycle
Serving Two Masters
Tech Dreck
The Write Stuff
To Soothe the Savage Beast
What in God\'s Name?
Who\'s Your Daddy?
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Alter Egos An Apple a Day Give Us this Day Guest Lecture Home Improvement I\'m Who Magic Queen of the Sciences Resizing Footprints Riding the Bicycle Serving Two Masters Tech Dreck The Write Stuff To Soothe the Savage Beast What in God\'s Name? Who\'s Your Daddy? ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' Alter Egos
An Apple a Day
Give Us this Day
Guest Lecture
Home Improvement
I\'m Who
Magic
Queen of the Sciences
Resizing Footprints
Riding the Bicycle
Serving Two Masters
Tech Dreck
The Write Stuff
To Soothe the Savage Beast
What in God\'s Name?
Who\'s Your Daddy?
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Alter Egos An Apple a Day Give Us this Day Guest Lecture Home Improvement I\'m Who Magic Queen of the Sciences Resizing Footprints Riding the Bicycle Serving Two Masters Tech Dreck The Write Stuff To Soothe the Savage Beast What in God\'s Name? Who\'s Your Daddy? ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getArchiveCategories() {
var categories = 'Alter Egos
An Apple a Day
Give Us this Day
Guest Lecture
Home Improvement
I\'m Who
Magic
Queen of the Sciences
Resizing Footprints
Riding the Bicycle
Serving Two Masters
Tech Dreck
The Write Stuff
To Soothe the Savage Beast
What in God\'s Name?
Who\'s Your Daddy?
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Alter Egos An Apple a Day Give Us this Day Guest Lecture Home Improvement I\'m Who Magic Queen of the Sciences Resizing Footprints Riding the Bicycle Serving Two Masters Tech Dreck The Write Stuff To Soothe the Savage Beast What in God\'s Name? Who\'s Your Daddy? ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = 'Alter Egos
An Apple a Day
Give Us this Day
Guest Lecture
Home Improvement
I\'m Who
Magic
Queen of the Sciences
Resizing Footprints
Riding the Bicycle
Serving Two Masters
Tech Dreck
The Write Stuff
To Soothe the Savage Beast
What in God\'s Name?
Who\'s Your Daddy?
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Alter Egos An Apple a Day Give Us this Day Guest Lecture Home Improvement I\'m Who Magic Queen of the Sciences Resizing Footprints Riding the Bicycle Serving Two Masters Tech Dreck The Write Stuff To Soothe the Savage Beast What in God\'s Name? Who\'s Your Daddy? ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
var categories = 'Alter Egos
An Apple a Day
Give Us this Day
Guest Lecture
Home Improvement
I\'m Who
Magic
Queen of the Sciences
Resizing Footprints
Riding the Bicycle
Serving Two Masters
Tech Dreck
The Write Stuff
To Soothe the Savage Beast
What in God\'s Name?
Who\'s Your Daddy?
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Alter Egos An Apple a Day Give Us this Day Guest Lecture Home Improvement I\'m Who Magic Queen of the Sciences Resizing Footprints Riding the Bicycle Serving Two Masters Tech Dreck The Write Stuff To Soothe the Savage Beast What in God\'s Name? Who\'s Your Daddy? ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'Jim Andris';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeedbackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = 'jandris@swbell.net';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}