Below is a random selection of things which have been (allegedly) said by James Edwards v.2

' my hair is blond. I have strote hair.my eyes are hazel eyes. I am 7 yeas ol.I am whoreing alight Blue short and a Borck blue gunper.,my eyeloches are 1cm. I am disobedient. I am a chatter box my eyelasis are curly I have a fat Belly.' Writen by James Edwards at 7 years old and is still true to this day.

Singing is easy on a good day. Good days happen a few times a year, and generally when you have a day off!!!

Singers sing despite their technique and not because of it.

Can I go home now, I am bored.

Singings never undersing... Discuss

If this plane crashes, I will be OK because I am wearing swimming trunks

James's voice graph May 2007 1 = Speach, 2 = projected speaking. 3 = singing. Thick black line is James' voice formant dotted line is average person's voice. James top c measures 105 DB with his voice peaking on top e (above top c) 109 DB.

Do music colleges have anything to do with reality?? No. They can be fun though!

I tried reading the bible once and got bored.

James' vocal chords at rest!

Mozart???????????????

I have never done a bad audition after a cheese burger. Fact. Still true to this day

Why is Mozart such a pain in the arse to sing??

Everyone thinks everyone else is doing better than you are.....

SInging will not make you happy. It can give you money, a sense of acheivement, but at the end of the day it is a job. A job that I love. I do not define my value because of singing. I am a person.

Unfortunately, you do not have to be a good singer to have a great career. That is the tragedy of opera.

Agents are like women - you can't live with them and you can't live without them - and they are constantly asking you for money.....

If I wanted to make money, I would have trained as a plumber.....

People with one shoe bigger than the other are not freaks. They just have one leg longer than the other. Treat them with respect.

My baby stamped on my larynx today.....

Model showings are sometimes very important. If you are lucky Pamela Anderson might show up. Don't miss them, they can be very exciting. They are like little voodoo houses and take many hours to construct using paper, match sticks and small pieces of bluetac.

Sopranos are lovely people. Irony?

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