Below is a
random selection of things which have been (allegedly) said by James
Edwards v.2
' my hair is blond.
I have strote hair.my eyes are hazel eyes. I am 7 yeas ol.I am whoreing
alight Blue short and a Borck blue gunper.,my eyeloches are 1cm. I am
disobedient. I am a chatter box my eyelasis are curly I have a fat Belly.'
Writen by James Edwards at 7 years old and is still true to this
day.
Singing is easy on
a good day. Good days happen a few times a year, and generally when
you have a day off!!!
Singers
sing despite their technique and not because of it.
Can
I go home now, I am bored.
Singings
never undersing... Discuss
If
this plane crashes, I will be OK because I am wearing swimming trunks
James's voice graph
May 2007 1 = Speach, 2 = projected speaking. 3 = singing. Thick black
line is James' voice formant dotted line is average person's voice.
James top c measures 105 DB with his voice peaking on top e (above top
c) 109 DB.

Do
music colleges have anything to do with reality?? No. They can be fun
though!
I tried reading the
bible once and got bored.
James' vocal chords
at rest!

Mozart???????????????
I
have never done a bad audition after a cheese burger. Fact. Still true
to this day
Why is Mozart such
a pain in the arse to sing??
Everyone thinks everyone
else is doing better than you are.....
SInging
will not make you happy. It can give you money, a sense of acheivement,
but at the end of the day it is a job. A job that I love. I do not define
my value because of singing. I am a person.
Unfortunately, you
do not have to be a good singer to have a great career. That is the
tragedy of opera.
Agents are like women
- you can't live with them and you can't live without them - and they
are constantly asking you for money.....
If
I wanted to make money, I would have trained as a plumber.....
People with one shoe
bigger than the other are not freaks. They just have one
leg longer than the other. Treat them with respect.
My
baby stamped on my larynx today.....
Model showings are
sometimes very important. If you are lucky Pamela Anderson might show
up. Don't miss them, they can be very exciting. They are like little
voodoo houses and take many hours to construct using paper, match sticks
and small pieces of bluetac.
Sopranos
are lovely people. Irony?
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