a small proposition


Chew it 27 times or else

So when recently discussing the difficulties of entertaining females one is intending to woo without the comforting glow of the modern campfire known as cable a modest proposition was made. The realization was made that there are so few things that one can do to to keep the wonderful women interested - the major one is food. Dinner however can only last so long without things becoming awkward. This is where the new rule comes in handy: every bite must be chewed 27 times.

This will not only elongate the entertainment portion of the date but turn dinner into a fun game. The "random inspection" clause can be invoked to ensure that your date is completely chewing her food and not just pretending. This will allow for a witty interplay - and lets face it anything that gets her to open her mouth that wide HAS to be a good thing.. eh? eh? eh?

The 27 times rule will guarantee at least a 2 hour date out of one activity.

(all ideas blatantly stolen from the molusk cause he is much smarter than i)

Posted: Mon - December 6, 2004 at 10:54 PM        

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