Adventures in advertising



How do inanimate things grow? I ask this because of two recent ad/marketing campaigns.

Jenny & I watch Gilmore Girls on the WB each Tuesday night. After the credits and previews for next week's episode, there's a promo for One Tree Hill, which the announcer bills as "America's fastest-growing new show."

I don't understand... is it because the cast is so young? Or that they're adding new cast members every week? Is the tree getting taller? How can a TV show be America's fastest-growing?

OK, I assume it's referring to ratings or something like that. But that would be the audience growing, not the show.

Another was an ad for a beer... I think it was Bud Light, but I didn't really pay attention. The tag line: "America's fastest-growing beer." Again, are the cans and bottles getting taller? If there really is a way to grow beer, wouldn't Homer Simpson be all over it? For that matter, *I* would be all over it. Guess that's what happens in a "beer garden."

Posted: Wed - March 2, 2005 at 12:12 PM          


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