Tue - April 12, 2005
Wed - April 6, 2005
Jenny Quote of the Day
While watching last night's Baylor-Michigan
State basketball game:
Announcer:
And up against this zone defense,
the Lady Bears have no trouble finding the
gap.Jenny:
Of course they have no trouble. They're from BAYLOR! Finding The Gap is a
REQUIREMENT!
Posted at 10:51 AM Permalink
Tue - April 5, 2005
Looks like it's gonna work
I checked my FreeiPods.com account yesterday, and
it said I'd been approved to order my free iPod. So I did that... the order's
processing, and I'll report if and when it arrives.
And for a bonus, I bought a Pepsi last
night, and the cap told me I won a free song on iTunes .
Cool!And before I forget... GO
BEARS!
Posted at 01:41 PM Permalink
Mon - April 4, 2005
Be vewy vewy quiet... it's wabbit-- er, house hunting season!
So, um... yeah. House hunting is tiring work.
Jenny & I officially started our house hunt this weekend, although we've
been looking informally for about a year. By that I mean we've been driving
around neighborhoods, looking stuff up on realtor.com , making lists of what
we like and don't like, that sort of thing. So you shouldn't be surprised when
we say that we *almost* found the perfect house for us on our first day of
actually looking. Almost.The house
itself is gorgeous, in very good shape, and has a huge and glorious back yard.
Only problem is the neighborhood. It's not a bad neighborhood, but some of the
homes to the south of it need some love. To the north, all the homes are in
great shape, and the neighborhood is beautiful. It's just not 100% perfect, so
we're not too sure it's worth plunging into it right now.
We also found what would have been the
absolutely perfect house for us. Wallpaper/paint adjustments would be
unnecessary. The kitchen is huge and beautiful. Hardwood floors throughout.
Gorgeous neighborhood. The right price. But a freakin' pool. We DON'T want a
pool. This will be a house where we'll start a family. We need a back yard that
wouldn't be a death trap for an infant. (Not to mention, the doglet really needs
a yard. It can be small, of course, but it just needs to be a yard!)
So we shall keep looking. And we've
been taking along our digital camera... it's quite funny how awful some of these
houses are. We're going to build a little photo site with some of the gems we've
found. For example, we found toilet art.
Posted at 11:44 AM Permalink
Thu - March 31, 2005
Glowing praise for Pat
Patthebone
clicked on my freeiPods.com link, completed an offer and received credit,
becoming referral No. 6-- my emergency backup referral! Thanks, Pat! Now, your
praise...A "Renaissance
man" is
defined as one who dares
to "acquire more than superficial knowledge about many different interests"-- an
apt description of my friend Pat
Gary. He is an accomplished
musician, skilled at playing more instruments than I can even imagine. He's an
incredible composer and songwriter, and he currently lends his talents to Dallas
rock band Full of
Eels. Plus, he's smart as
a whip and one of the wittiest people you can know... and he is never satisfied
in his quest for further knowledge. All this, with his progressive stance on
political and social issues, makes him an outstanding friend and an all-around
great guy. There you go, Pat, and
thanks again for helping me in my quest toward a free iPod. Now that I have all
the referrals I need, if anyone is interested in helping my friends out in their
iPod endeavors, here's how. • To
help out Jessica ,
click on this
link, sign up and complete an offer. She's a good friend to have, and
she'll repay you with kindness, I'm
sure.• To help out Leila, click on
her
referral link, sign up and complete an offer. She's offering a choice
of incentives: Glowing praise, a free T-shirt or $10 in cash.
• To help out katjabee , you'll
need to click on her
referral link, sign up, complete an offer, and probably do a little
dance. (just kidding about the dance). Her incentive: Glowing praise, and I bet
she's better at it than I am.
Posted at 01:47 PM Permalink
Things I learned while home sick
I stayed home Monday and Tuesday with a bad cold
and a particularly nasty sore throat. I don't get sick very much, so being puny
at home is kind of a foreign concept to me. Here are some things I
learned:1) It is possible to nap more
than the doglet. 2) The doglet likes it when
you nap. He gives you an expression like, "Finally! He gets
it!"3) Hot tea is very good for a sore
throat.4) Contrary to what you might expect,
the tea called 1812
Gunpowder isn't actually laced with high amounts of caffeine.
Bummer.5) When you're battling a
particularly bad headache, nothing tastes better than that forgotten bottle of
Dublin Dr Pepper you
find hiding in the back of the fridge.6)
Nothing, that is, except maybe that cherry danish your wife bought you from
Central
Market .7) No matter what all TiVo
has recorded for you, it is easy to get incredibly bored by 2 p.m. of your first
day home sick.
Posted at 10:08 AM Permalink
Wed - March 30, 2005
Glowing praise for Glenda Brown!
Well HERE was a nice surprise! Glenda, Jessica's
mom, clicked on my freeiPods.com link and became my fifth referral! That means
I have enough to be eligible for a free iPod. I'll keep everyone updated on the
status. And since there are a couple of others in the system still pending, I'll
continue to write your paragraphs o' praise when they alert me that you've
completed your offers!Now, without
further ado... glowing praise for
Glenda:Glenda Brown is
the second mom everyone would like to have. She cooks great food, pours a tasty
glass of wine, and takes good care of people. She's also a gifted quilter, and
her quilts are treasured gifts for all their recipients. On top of all that,
she's Jessica's mom, so she is indeed quite
accomplished!There you go, and
thanks!
Posted at 02:07 PM Permalink
Tue - March 29, 2005
Glowing praise for katjabee
Now a belated -- but heartfelt -- thanks to katjabee , who
clicked on my free iPods
link and completed an offer, thus giving me one more referral toward
the goal. Get five friends to complete an offer, and I qualify for a free iPod.
So, Princess Mary Sue, here is your
praise:Katjabee is one of
the most vivacious and friendly people you could ever know. In addition to being
smart as a whip, she's one incredible performer. She's the frontwoman
rocker-chick for Dallas band Full of
Eels , and she's a proven
talent on the Renaissance Faire stage. And she hails from my hometown, which
makes her even more of a delight. I
hope I could do you justice in just a few sentences. Thanks!
Posted at 01:30 PM Permalink
Fri - March 25, 2005
Understatement of the day
We're treated on this Good Friday to a
wonderfully obvious lead from a DMN
front-page story:
The Easter Passion story
is always the same.Yup. Not a lot of
surprise there... Jesus dies every time.
Posted at 08:50 AM Permalink
Wed - March 23, 2005
Glowing praise for Leila
Special thanks to Leila for
clicking on my FreeiPods
link, signing up and completing an offer. That's three down, two to
go!Now, her paragraph o'
praise:Leila Merrill is
quickly becoming one of
The Dallas Morning
News' star copy editors. Her
award-winning headline skills are matched only by her uncanny sense of style. In
addition to her professional skills, she is a human of exquisite character,
known especially for her caring attitude toward animals. She is a fantastic
caretaker of the feline phenom Eliot, and she is dedicated to the humane
treatment of all creatures. A devoted vegetarian, the flesh of no animal shall
ever cross her lips! There you are,
Leila. And thanks!Remember, those who
sign up via this
link and complete an offer (a very necessary requirement -- Jeff
and Jessica
did Blockbuster Online; I don't know yet about Leila) will receive a few
sentences of glowing praise. What's not to like?
Posted at 01:54 PM Permalink
Mon - March 21, 2005
Synthetic Organics and the Tire-less Weekend
I'll wrap up the weekend in a second, but first
an observation. Central Market
recently introduced their own line of organic foods. So I thought I'd try their
microwave popcorn... it might make a good snack at work. I detected a slightly
"earthier" flavor than regular popcorn, so I checked the ingredients list:
Certified organic gourmet
popcorn, certified organic palm oil, certified organic butter flavor, salt,
annatto.Could someone please tell me
what is "certified organic butter flavor?" Not actual butter, mind you-- butter
flavor.
How can imitation anything be organic?
SATURDAYJenny
& I slept in for the first time in several weeks. We had a leisurely
breakfast... next to the Highland Park high school crew team. One of our
favorite breakfast spots is right by our apartment-- Barbec's
. It's just a classic diner, but a guilty pleasure nonetheless. And it's usually
enjoyable... except when you have a bad headache and a bunch of boisterous
teenagers right next to you. I know, I know... it's kinda petty to complain
about loud teenagers on a Saturday morning.
After a couple of errands, we went to
Cedar Valley College
for a production of Seven Brides for Seven
Brothers . Jenny's brother Jonathan was one of the brothers. The cast
was pretty darn good. The musical itself was awful. let me explain-- The best
cast in the world can't rescue a poorly written script and disjointed musical
score. But the performers were great.
The rest of the day involved some
shopping, dinner and crashing in front of the TV, catching up on stuff TiVo found for us. Boring? Perhaps. But
we'd had a busy day. Then came
Sunday.SUNDAYWe
knew we were in for a bad day when we headed for the car to go to church and
found that the two back tires on my Mustang were flat. VERY flat. Like they had
been slashed, or punctured. Having no time to inspect them (we were running
late), we decided to deal with the tires later. Church. Lunch at Maggiano's ,
where we had awful service for the second time in our last two visits. (How does
one forget to turn in the order for THE MAIN COURSE?) Then back home to deal
with the tires.When you have one flat,
it's not hard to change the tire, put on the spare, and head to the store to get
it fixed. But when you have two flats-- it gets a bit more challenging. You have
to take both tires off and take another car to the store. Unless you're lucky
enough to have two spares, but we weren't. So here's my sad car in our parking
lot:
I wish I'd thought to take a picture
with the two flat tires... alas, I did not. Anyway, off to Pep Boys, where we
saw the cause-- two screws, thoughtfully placed in the treads. Freak accident or
deliberate job? Who knows? One screw, I wouldn't think twice about it being an
accident. Two? I just don't know. Whatever the case, since they were screws and
not, say, a razor blade or knife across the sidewalls, the damage was covered by
my road hazard warranty, and we got the tires fixed for free. Our luck was
turning around. It shot most of the
day, of course, but that was resolved, and we didn't want to mess with the world
anymore last night. So we ordered a pizza and watched a marathon of
Alias,
season 3, courtesy of the fine folks at Netflix . Things were looking better.
Then, of course, the weekend ended. Darnit.
Posted at 10:00 AM Permalink
Wed - March 16, 2005
Glowing praise for Jeff
Jeff clicked on
the FreeiPods link
and completed an offer, so now I have two referrals... Thank you, Jeff! And now,
your glowing praise:Jeff
Franks is an emerging master in the field of visual arts. His video production
skills are unmatched, and his set design skills are among the best anywhere. In
addition, he is an accomplished actor and a person of impeccable character. He's
the one you want standing next to you on the biggest day of your life. Reliable,
strong, witty, smart and talented -- Jeff Franks has it
all.There you go, Jeff! And
thanks.
Posted at 11:08 AM Permalink
Tue - March 15, 2005
Friggin' Albertson's
I am not the most disciplined grocery shopper. On
my days off, when I must visit the grocery store on my own, Jenny sends me with
great trepidation. I'm supposed to pick up tomatoes and nothing else? I also
come home with cheese. Oh, and fruit. Maybe some flowers. I'm an impulse grocery
shopper, the kind that stores must love.
Today, I vowed to be different. We
needed tomatoes to go with dinner tonight, along with some sandwich fixin's for
Jenny. I had a list. I was going to stick to that list for once.
The list included postage stamps. Now,
I usually use the self-checkout lanes at my local Albertson's. But I'm not sure
if you can buy stamps in those lanes like you can when you use an actual, human
checker. So I stand in the express lane, proud that I've purchased everything on
my list, and nothing more.
Then a woman
comes over from the bakery, wheeling a cart filled with french bread, fresh out
of the oven.
Resistance.... fading...
No, I'll be good. After all, we're going to eat dinner in just a couple of
hours, and I already have bread for Jenny's sandwiches and a baguette for
tonight.
But... it smells soooo
goood..... and I could use a snack.... and it's only a
dollar....
I caved. I bet you, would,
too, if you had that cart right in front of you, the pleasant aroma of
fresh-baked bread wafting through the air.
So my streak of not being able to go
to the store without an impulse buy continues. And I'm eating fresh bread while
typing this. And I have no regrets.
Posted at 04:43 PM Permalink
Mon - March 14, 2005
Thank you, Jessica!
Jessica is
the first to have signed up completed an offer so I can selfishly get a free
iPod. Thanks, Jess!As
promised-- glowing
praise:Jessica Brown is
one of San Antonio's brightest young engineers. Work from her latest project is
being used the world over in the battle against heart disease. Her amazing
talents, combined with her fortuitous good looks, make her one of Texas' most
desirable professional women.There you
go, Jess-- copy that paragraph and put it on your Web site, a book jacket, or
anywhere you'd like it. Who's
next?
Posted at 12:54 PM Permalink
Thu - March 10, 2005
Purely selfish request
So I'm not asking anyone to sell their soul or
anything, but I would like your help toward my getting a free iPod. Click on this link, sign up,
complete an offer. What will you get in return? Nothing but glorified
praise from me, in this here space. So what do you have to lose?
Posted at 02:02 PM Permalink
"I'm sorry James, I'm afraid I can't do that."
My computer is restricting what I can buy on
iTunes. At least that's the only way I can explain the "unknown error" message
that keeps popping up whenever I try to buy OutKast's "Hey
Ya."
Jenny got me an iTunes gift card
for Valentine's Day, and I'm just now getting around to redeeming it. I've
downloaded several U2 songs I didn't have, and of course, U2 is fully agreeable
with my computer. I then branched into Jazz and found an album by Diana Krall.
Again, no objection. But click on OutKast, and the computer says "nuh." It's
like it doesn't approve!
Posted at 01:27 PM Permalink
Tue - March 8, 2005
Fri - March 4, 2005
Television and madness for Martha
I think my little talk yesterday to the Mesquite
high school students went well. I gave 'em a little song and dance and wrapped
up with my tap number... Actually, I talked about my career path-- what led me
to radio to television to the newspaper, stuff like that. They seemed to like my
tape of stories I did in College Station, even though that was 4 1/2 years and
about 25 pounds ago. But I think I burst their idealistic bubble a bit when I
told them how much I made then and why I got out. (Two different reasons, but
pertinent nonetheless) I think I may have effectively scared all of them from
ever pursuing a career in television
news.The speaker who followed me is a
DJ for a local country station. He started off by saying how his first
professional radio job paid him $6 an hour... He didn't realize how bad that was
until he went to Jack-in-the-Box after a shift and saw a sign recruiting
employees. Starting pay: $8 an hour.
Being on the air doesn't pay a whole
lot, at least not when you're starting out.
Afterward, I got to talk with Jeff for a
little bit. He works in the same building, doing video production for the school
district. He showed me a project he was working on, which was really too good to
be used by a school district. Jeff, you have great talent! You should be making
5 times what they're paying you, whatever that is.
---Any
shred of hope I had for the future of television news was dashed last night. We
turned on the TV at work to CNN to
find live team coverage of Martha Stewart's release from prison. This put the OJ
coverage to shame. I mean, there was a reporter & camera outside the jail,
hoping to get footage of Martha leaving. They caught two SUVs leaving the
property... you couldn't see inside either one. Nevertheless, CNN replayed the
video of the SUVs over and over.
Actual quote from last night: "And
this just in... Martha Stewart has been released. MARTHA STEWART HAS BEEN
RELEASED!"What... are we supposed to
lock up our children? Is she going on a raffia spree? Is it no longer safe to
use store-bought instant cake mix? She lied about a stock sale and spent five
months in prison... it's not like she's a serial killer or anything. (Cereal, on
the other hand...)Then there was a
reporter & camera at the municipal airport, where Martha boarded her private
jet. And Nancy Grace at CNN's studios anchoring the whole shebang with two
analysts in studio. IT'S JUST MARTHA STEWART, for cryin' out
loud!I liked the play-by-play on savemartha.com last night:
FREEDOM! At 12:30 AM
Martha is
released!!!!Update: 12:56
AM MARTHA ARRIVES AT THE ARIPORT...12:50AM. Martha's plane taxis up and prepares
for boarding...carvan is 15 minutes out...12:31: 10 media chase crews following
Martha from Alderson Prison to Greenbrier Airport 30 minutes away....Falcon jet
will take Martha and Alexis back to Westchester...fans are gathered at the
gates....media goes wild for Martha: Nancy Grace says "We are waiting for Martha
to break out of the big house"..."MSNBC: Midnight release is highly unusual,
most let prisoners go at 7 or 8AM...Fox News shows split screen: Middle east
crisis on right, Martha watch on the left...everyone waiting in 16 degree bitter
cold...Now, the big news is Martha's
broken cappuccino machine . Oh, the horror!
Posted at 02:19 PM Permalink
Wed - March 2, 2005
Corrupting tomorrow's leaders
I've been asked to be a guest speaker at KEOM's career day tomorrow. This is a
radio station, owned and operated by the Mesquite Independent School District,
where I got my start in the world of media. I was a student DJ there my senior
year in high school, and I worked weekends for a couple of years afterwards.
From there, I got an internship at the Texas State Networks (radio) and
later a weekend gig at KRLD .
I'm supposed to talk to high school
students about my experience in radio, television and newspapers. This should be
fun! Also, I'll be in the same building as Jeff ,
so I can help the effort to give the kids "Every Reason to Succeed" along their
"Quest for Excellence."
Posted at 01:29 PM Permalink
Adventures in advertising
How do inanimate things grow? I ask this because
of two recent ad/marketing
campaigns.Jenny & I watch
Gilmore
Girls on the WB each Tuesday night.
After the credits and previews for next week's episode, there's a promo for
One Tree
Hill, which the announcer bills as
"America's fastest-growing new show."
I don't understand... is it because
the cast is so young? Or that they're adding new cast members every week? Is the
tree getting taller? How can a TV show be America's fastest-growing?
OK, I assume it's referring to ratings
or something like that. But that would be the
audience
growing, not the show. Another was an
ad for a beer... I think it was Bud
Light, but I didn't really pay attention. The tag line: "America's
fastest-growing beer." Again, are the cans and bottles getting taller? If there
really is a way to grow beer, wouldn't Homer Simpson be all over it? For that
matter, *I* would be all over it. Guess that's what happens in a "beer garden."
Posted at 12:12 PM Permalink
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About the Author
 James Pecht is a copy editor and has experience as a reporter and anchor in both radio and television news. His sense of humor is a bit twisted. He lives in Dallas with his pulchritudinous wife, Jenny and their 5 lb. Chihuahua, Speck. All opinions expressed on this blog are solely those of the author, unless otherwise noted.
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