Several great minds were asked to help think up interview questions for George W. Bush. I liked this one: "Are you the worst president since James Buchanan, or have you never heard of him?"
Sorry about the snarkiness quotient, but is there anything these folks can't screw up -- and then refuse to own up to? Iraq is the most difficult to judge because it's so far away. I can find no indication -- from hours of electricity available to amount of oil being pumped to number of dead people -- that hints at any improvement.
On the other hand, even though I don't think it's my job, I can't prove that pulling out won't make things worse. Judging the good news/bad news volume from Iraq took such an exceptional lurch to ludicrous that it's now difficult to even try to judge it with a straight face.
In matters closer to home, however, it is not that hard to spot total disaster when you see it.
The Medicare prescription drug benefit comes to mind. As governmental screw-ups go, it ranks up there with Katrina, which in turn is the latest in a parade of fiascoes inspiring the administration to an impressive level of dishonesty.
Following its usual M.O., the administration's first step on Katrina was to clam up on all the information possible about how the government handled it. Why should a congressional committee have any right to question the Bush administration? Whom do they think they represent?
I couldn't even bring myself to snicker at poor Joe Lieberman, chairman of the committee trying to find out what went wrong, as he forlornly announced a "near-total lack of cooperation." Despite his record as a Bush toady, Lieberman couldn't get enough information to even start on the problem.
The committee had one interesting item: Bush had claimed that no one anticipated New Orleans would be leveled. Turns out that they not only expected it, but the Department of Homeland Security sent an urgent e-mail to the White House situation room, warning that Katrina would likely leave "the New Orleans metro area submerged for weeks or months."
Meanwhile, the White House informed Louisiana reps that it would not be supporting legislation for a federally financed reconstruction program for the area despite Bush's promise to make it "one of the largest reconstruction efforts the world has ever seen."
Looking on the bright side, this might yet turn out to be a good thing, since a new audit of the federally financed reconstruction in Iraq indicates ... well, a great deal left to be desired. That would be counting untold billions of dollars wasted, millions left lying around in footlockers and filing cabinets, millions gambled away and -- here's a note -- three Iraqis who fell to their death in a repaired hospital elevator that had been certified as safe.
I also like the one about the contractor who got $100,000 to refurbish an Olympic-sized swimming pool (clearly a high priority in war-torn Iraq) but only polished the pumps. Well, polished pumps are nice.
Governance in this administration is like Casey Stengel with the early Mets: "Does anybody here know how to play this game?" But lest you think I do nothing but pick on the Bushies, let me devote some loving attention to the best Congress that money can buy.
Last month, in a closed-door, Republican-only "conference committee" meeting, a $22 billion change to a budget-cutting bill was inserted at the last minute. Taxpayers were supposed to get $26 billion in relief over 10 years by altering a formula for Medicare reimbursement. But lo, many insurance lobbyists for the HMOs knew about the committee meeting attended only by Republicans, who helpfully lowered the savings estimate of the formula to $4 billion and handed the other $22 billion back to the insurance industry.
We can certainly see how serious the Republicans are about "reform" -- we can't wait to pay ... er ... hear more. One sign to look for would be if they stop calling it "lobby reform" and call it "congressional reform" instead.
The Star Telegram | January 29, 2006
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