Fri - January 2, 2009Mac vs PC vs LinuxFrom the Octave mailing list: Thanks to Jordi for
sending me these links!
Posted at 02:30 AM Read More | | Thu - October 30, 2008Still trying to decide who to vote for?You'll be amazed at who gets the endorsement in
this video:
Posted at 06:23 PM Read More | | Thu - October 2, 2008Wed - October 1, 2008An odd idiomI got a couple of facebook messages today saying,
"I can't wait" for something or other to happen. But ...
Posted at 11:10 PM Read More | | Sun - September 21, 2008A fun GiF image sequenceCan you juggle? can you draw? Can you draw a
juggler? Sent to me by Mz. Shirley.
Posted at 05:23 PM Read More | | Tue - September 16, 2008And I even said I was disabled (unable to jump)!Hat tip: Locusts and Honey
How long would YOU last chained with a velociraptor to a bunk bed? Posted at 09:35 AM Read More | | Thu - September 11, 2008The Large Hadron Collider RapYouTube video that has to be watched. Enjoy the
credits at the end!
Posted at 04:47 PM Read More | | Thu - July 24, 2008Senator Obama's proposed means to stabilize Afghanistan?He's a big proponent of negotiation and
sanctions. I think this approach qualifies
...
[FB readers: click on "View original entry"] Posted at 11:06 AM Read More | | Sun - July 20, 2008Inspirational storiesOnce upon a time there was an inspirational
story. It was longer than it needed to be, not really all that accurate,
and sappier than Mrs. Butterworth's, but it was a story.
Posted at 08:57 PM Read More | | Tue - July 15, 2008I'm much less human than I expectedFrom Quiz-farm, originally seen at http://locustsandhoney.blogspot.com/2008/07/i-thought-that-i-would-come-out-as.html
Posted at 10:38 PM Read More | | Tue - June 24, 2008Mon - June 23, 2008True story: McAllisters, Auburn, Alabama, and poo-pills.On a recent trip to Birmingham for tests, etc.,
involving my cancer treatment, I had a fascinating conversation!
Posted at 07:30 AM Read More | | Fri - June 13, 2008Out takes from my next sock puppet videoThe video is intended for the June 22 LBC youth
lesson. These out takes are a bit of the flavor and fun ...
Posted at 12:29 PM Read More | | Thu - May 29, 2008Monkey Implants: my latest YouTube videoI wasn't going to post this - I really thought it
was dry - but my colleagues thought it was too funny not to post. So here it
is.
UPDATE reply from my Dad ... Posted at 06:14 PM Read More | | Doctor's notationsFrom my brother in law,
DuWayne:
After reading of the tedium that the inspirational cancer stories are now providing I decided to look up some cancer jokes. Unfortunately they were mostly old jokes with a cancer theme or just not actually funny. I did find the following list that was, whether real or not, at least a little amusing. Posted at 07:47 AM Read More | | Fri - May 23, 2008Mon - May 12, 2008Twins? A rebuttalViva's little sister Amy disagrees with my claim
to look like Yoda. She suggests someone else:
Posted at 09:37 PM Read More | | Thu - May 8, 2008The Walrus Dance (YouTube video)Sent to me by my sister Kathy. Simply
amazing!
Posted at 09:33 AM Read More | | Tue - May 6, 2008And people say that I have too much time on my hands ...Sent to me by Pam
B.
Originally seen at http://www.cybersalt.org/pf-pz/ping-cup Posted at 07:10 PM Read More | | Back to the humor: #2Jewish Olympic swimming champion.
...
another of 8 cartoons sent to me Posted at 02:10 PM Read More | | Mon - May 5, 2008And now back to the humorOccasionally I try to be serious, but most of my
readers seem to come here for the laughs. For the next few days I'll post some
cartoons my Dad sent me that take a slightly irreverent look at religion.
Is nothing sacred? Of course not. Nevertheless ... Posted at 01:35 PM Read More | | Mon - April 28, 2008Exam taking strategies gone wrong ...Sent to me awhile back by Eric S.
Posted at 03:12 PM Read More | | Wed - April 16, 2008Alas, this story is false ...At least, that's what Snopes says http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp
but it's a fun story anyway. Read on: (sent to me by Steve T.)
Posted at 07:51 PM Read More | | Tue - April 15, 2008Mon - April 14, 2008Tue - March 11, 2008Honey, where is my macbook Air? You didn't take out the trash did you?Seen on The Unofficial Apple Weblog
Posted at 06:43 AM Read More | | Sat - March 1, 2008Childhood memories on You TubeAs I said in my newsletter, I've been sick all weekend. I
entertained myself with You Tube.
Posted at 12:15 PM Read More | | Sat - February 23, 2008I named my tumor Leroy. I had no idea how significant that was...My son showed me this video. Leeroy Jenkins is a
world of warcraft character who doesn't fight fair.
Posted at 08:15 PM Read More | | Fri - February 22, 2008Sat - February 9, 2008Mon - February 4, 2008Thu - January 17, 2008Wed - January 9, 2008Fri - January 4, 2008Having a bad day? This is for youAnother tasty tidbit sent to me by
DuWayne.
Posted at 07:58 PM Read More | | And old one, but a good one, if you can bear it.Sent to me by DuWayne.
Posted at 07:56 PM Read More | | The woes of being a shop ownerOne photo from my brother in law, DuWayne. The
other, I took in S. Africa.
Posted at 06:57 PM Read More | | Sun - December 9, 2007"There's one speech I still remember ..."Sent to me by my friend Thad.
Posted at 09:30 PM Read More | | Thu - November 29, 2007Not quite what I expected at the doctor's officeUpdated
Nov 29
I went to the doctor's office for a physical yesterday. Posted at 10:55 PM Read More | | Tue - November 6, 2007Sun - September 30, 2007The Mom Song (by Anita Renfroe)Sent to my wife by Pam B. Everything a mom would
say in a day, compressed to 2 min 55 sec.
Posted at 10:10 PM Read More | | Tue - September 18, 2007Tue - September 11, 2007Married lifeI went to the dentist today and was upset with
myself because I couldn't remember the punch line to this joke
...
Sent to me by Les S. Posted at 06:47 PM Read More | | Legal review: from Non SequiturThis seems to be going around the web; my friend
Er!c sent this to me:
Posted at 06:41 PM Read More | | Tue - September 4, 2007Motivation to do what you know you ought to do anywayHat tip: Life Matters
Posted at 07:53 AM Read More | | Fri - August 31, 2007My hot-wheels track wasn't quite this interesting.Sent to me by Pam; YouTube video...
Posted at 06:15 AM Read More | | Sat - July 28, 2007I bought a new Bible today.Sometimes you can have a funny conversation with
sales people.
Posted at 03:19 PM Read More | | Wed - July 4, 2007Sat - June 2, 2007One for the road ...Rev.
Ben Cole has posted several one-liners in support of his resolution to the SBC against
gluttony.
For example: #2. I’ve heard a host of Baptist preachers speak in unintelligible tongues. Usually they had a mouthful of potato salad at the time. Posted at 08:38 AM Read More | | Sun - May 27, 2007Wed - May 9, 2007Too close to the truth ...Scanned from yesterday's newspaper. (For the
record: my kids are both good at math.)
Posted at 08:39 PM Read More | | Thu - May 3, 2007Wed - March 28, 2007Pun-ishment enough.I've long believed that mastery of a language is
evidenced by the ability to properly misuse it. Here are a couple examples sent
to me by Sandra M. (who's been a friend now for 30 years or so!)
Posted at 09:04 PM Read More | | Mon - March 12, 2007Thu - March 1, 2007It's not our faultSome clever vandals kept modifying the sign for
our Engineering Open House last week. It had to be repainted at least
twice.
Here's one example of why: Posted at 07:00 PM Read More | | Wed - February 21, 2007Tue - January 9, 2007David Pogue on Windows VistaHe proves once and for all that Windows Vista is
NOT a copy of Mac OS X.
(Sent to me by Er!c) Posted at 08:43 AM Read More | | Tue - January 2, 2007My own creation --- let the reader bewareI've been watching Marx Brother's movies, so
brace yourself:
Posted at 05:51 PM Read More | | Fri - December 29, 2006Thu - December 28, 2006Sat - December 9, 2006"Groves - we have a problem!"A public service announcement originally seen at
http://www.theauburner.com/mark_psa.html
Don't drive under the influence --- or else! Posted at 08:54 PM Read More | | Thu - December 7, 2006Student comments about facultyCopied from http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/Funniest.jsp
Posted at 07:38 AM Read More | | Your age by chocolateA fun math exercise is to determine why this
works.
Posted at 07:29 AM Read More | | Tue - November 14, 2006Masters of the obviousI'm about 2/3 done memorizing Acts chapter 2.
This passage made me laugh.
Posted at 09:19 PM Read More | | Sat - October 28, 2006Sat - October 21, 2006Mon - October 9, 2006Disaster planning - a fishy storyThese two headlines were next to each other it
today's local newspaper. I thought it was funny:
Posted at 06:32 AM Read More | | Tue - September 19, 2006Sun - September 10, 2006Wed - September 6, 2006Tue - August 29, 2006Fri - August 25, 2006Parking and people: we're a really strange species, you know?Watch how people behave where parking is
concerned. It's pretty funny sometimes.
Posted at 08:40 PM Read More | | Mon - August 21, 2006Sun - August 20, 2006Wed - August 16, 2006Thu - August 10, 2006Short Course for Men: WICOE (Women in Charge of Everything)Sent to me by my aunt who is, of course, a
woman.
Posted at 06:35 AM Read More | | Thu - July 13, 2006Tue - June 27, 2006If I were president of the SBC ...Submitted to Wade Burleson's contest.
Posted at 06:19 AM Read More | | Sun - June 25, 2006Sat - June 24, 2006Thu - June 22, 2006Mon - June 19, 2006U. S. Kids jealous of Sponsored ChildrenFrom the latest edition of LarkNews.com
Posted at 07:44 PM Read More | | Men and Women Part 5: search algorithms and cost analysisLast of five items sent to me by Stephen
T.
Posted at 07:35 PM Read More | | Men and Women Part 2: Hazardous material summarySent to me by Stephen T.
Posted at 07:34 PM Read More | | Men and Women part 1: time, money and the root of all evil.Told, I think, from a male's point of view. Sent
to me by Stephen T.
Posted at 07:10 PM Read More | | Thu - June 15, 2006Wed - June 14, 2006"What does it mean to be Baptist?"I didn't know whether to put this under "humor" or under "religion and
faith"
Updated June 14 PM. (Added further Baptist credentials) Posted at 05:15 PM Read More | | Sat - June 10, 2006Fri - June 9, 20067 reasons not to mess with children.From my brother in law DuWayne.
Posted at 12:17 AM Read More | | Wed - June 7, 2006Hearing requestfrom "Today's Clean Laugh" (Sent to me
by a friend)
Posted at 06:58 PM Read More | | Mon - June 5, 2006Too good not to share ...Shamlessly stolen from Pastor Mark's blog.
Posted at 07:50 AM Read More | | Thu - May 18, 2006"Don't you feel like doing this to at least one person today?"From one of the people who work in my dept. front
office. She says, "Yes, I do!"
Posted at 09:50 AM Read More | | Mon - May 1, 2006Tue - April 25, 2006Fri - April 14, 2006Fri - April 7, 2006How to seek God's willOr something like that. This is too good not to
share. Original post is here.
Posted at 04:02 AM Read More | | Tue - April 4, 2006Sun - April 2, 2006Monthly manSent to me by a friend's wife ...
Ouch! 3 MB windows media file. Posted at 11:21 PM Read More | | Pack of Dogs kill Alligator In FloridaSent to me by my friend Eric
Posted at 11:06 PM Read More | | An odd double majorAbout a year ago my Cousin Emily graduated
something-or-other cum laude with a double major in English and anthropology.
Her father, my uncle, put together this cartoon in honor of the
occasion:
Posted at 04:04 PM Read More | | On Halo and playing in the mud.Boys today play the same games their fathers did,
only they do it in the living room.
Posted at 04:01 PM Read More | | Wed - March 29, 2006My sisters could tell you this without the quiz.Which family guy character are you?
...
Posted at 08:12 PM Read More | | Mon - March 20, 2006Natural weather predictionMy friend Thad is disappointed with meteorological predictions by
computer.
Posted at 07:05 PM Read More | | Thu - March 16, 2006Wed - March 15, 2006Tue - March 14, 2006Charles Schultz would have been proud.Snoopy Skywalker - rescued by the ... no, I won't
spoil it for you.
Posted at 08:11 PM Read More | | Mon - March 13, 2006Sat - March 11, 2006Thu - March 9, 2006Sat - February 25, 2006Fri - February 17, 2006Thu - February 16, 2006Wed - February 15, 2006Mon - February 13, 2006Sat - February 11, 2006Tue - January 31, 2006Sat - January 28, 2006What's really happening on MarsWho knows what Opportunity may be brought
about by the human Spirit? As The World Turns, we discover the meaning of
"Robust Vehicle Design."
Posted at 07:36 PM Read More | | Fri - January 27, 2006Wed - January 25, 2006IMB/Southern Baptist humorThat title sounds like an oxymoron, doesn't it.
Well, read on to see more. Excerpted from http://kerussocharis.blogspot.com/2006/01/winners-announced.html
Posted at 01:42 AM Read More | | Tue - January 24, 2006Tue - January 17, 2006The best blond joke in the worldClick here to see the best blond joke I've
encountered in quite awhile!
Posted at 03:48 PM Read More | | Fri - December 30, 2005Ode to PowerpointTo the tune of Underdog. Inspired by the many
people who are Power Point cowboys. More PowerPoint to
ya!
My first creation with Garage Band. The idea came up over lunch with a friend. Within the hour most of the words had fallen into place. My violin is in the shop, so I can't give any good musical background. Sorry. Posted at 07:58 PM Read More | | Thu - December 29, 2005French Terror Alert StatusAP and UPI reported that the French
Government announced yesterday that
it
has raised its terror alert level Posted at 02:14 AM Read More | | "God was busy"Other military jokes: at http://usmilitary.about.com/od/militaryhumor/a/godbusy.htm
Posted at 02:13 AM Read More | | Some days you just can't win500 kb of images
...
Update The second set of photos involving the Michael Long Truck and Crane Co. are a hoax. See here. Posted at 02:06 AM Read More | | Wed - December 28, 2005Home movies - from my cousinsYes, one of these is a med school graduate (the
one with glasses)! (5.8mb quicktime)
Posted at 09:07 PM Read More | | Sat - December 24, 2005Thu - December 22, 2005Mon - December 19, 2005Tue - December 6, 2005Sun - December 4, 2005And yet another commentary on "Merry Christmas" vs "Happy Holidays"A similar article to this one was published in 2003, but this, the original from 1985, is just too good
to pass up. He says, Some day,
I imagine, even "Season's Greetings" will be considered too religious, and we'll
celebrate the Holiday Season by saying "Have a nice day."
Posted at 03:21 PM Read More | | Sat - December 3, 2005Sat - November 19, 2005Fri - October 14, 2005Thu - October 13, 2005Wed - October 12, 2005Essay from a college applicantTaken from my high school classmate Robert's weblog.
Posted at 09:55 PM Read More | | Sun - October 9, 2005Aromatherapy: so retro that it's dark agesDo you remember my article on the goob frequency? Here's some more fun tidbits
for ya from our book on aromatherapy.
Posted at 03:38 PM Read More | | Fri - October 7, 2005Leather pants sold on E-bayThis was too good not to record for posterity, or
at least for the next couple of months. I copied the original ad and the
questions/answers, which are worth reading in themselves.
Posted at 09:00 AM Read More | | Wed - October 5, 2005Sat - October 1, 2005Mon - September 26, 2005Fri - September 23, 2005Which Saint are you?I am Augustine! (In many ways, predecessor
to John Calvin.)
Posted at 06:23 PM Read More | | Genndy Tartakovsky: Cartoon channel needs you.I feel betrayed by the loss of this man's
talent.
Posted at 06:12 PM Read More | | Sat - September 17, 2005Tue - September 13, 2005Sat - September 10, 2005Today's joke compilationI received these today in my in-box, and
they're actually pretty good.
Posted at 09:11 PM Read More | | From Apple/Netscape News: Michael Jackson wants to build an airstrip for aliens!Posted at 09:10 PM Read More | | Saturn's rings provide further evidence of corruption in George Bush's presidency.Posted at 09:10 PM Read More | | Realities and rights from The Life of BrianFull script at http://www.textfiles.com/media/SCRIPTS/brian
Posted at 09:10 PM Read More | | Sat - September 3, 2005Wed - August 17, 2005Sun - July 10, 2005Sat - July 9, 2005Tue - April 12, 2005Thu - March 31, 2005Boeing marketing presentationI've seen different versions of this around.
I like it.
Requires Microsoft Powerpoint. Posted at 10:06 PM Read More | | Thu - March 24, 2005Thu - March 17, 2005Tue - March 1, 2005Peekaboo!Stare at this picture long enough and a
giraffe should pop out of your screen.
Posted at 05:52 PM Read More | | Fri - February 25, 2005Wed - February 23, 2005For those of you with active kidsMy aunt sent this to me. She says, "OK, do
NOT consider this a product endorsement. It was sent to a
child
psychiatrist friend of mine who has only ONE active male child ..." Posted at 10:33 PM Read More | | Mon - February 21, 2005Another tale of child abuse ... and a prospective guardianSent to me by a friend.
Posted at 07:49 AM Read More | | Thu - January 27, 2005Almost worth a Darwin awardThings you should not do with a pop bottle.
1Megabyte; windowsmedia file.
Posted at 09:52 PM Read More | | Thu - December 16, 2004Mon - November 22, 2004Tue - October 26, 2004 |
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