Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End



Ok, if you haven't watched this movie, I'm going to put lots of spoilers in this review.

I'm going to give away the ending, ok?

So, if you keep reading and you don't want to know what happens in the movie, then it's your own fault.

I've warned you.

Stop.

Now.

Ok, you asked for it.

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY WROTE THE END TO THIS MOVIE?!?

3 movies, 6 hours of tension and travel, and what do we have?

- Will and Elizabeth get married, but then Will dies.
- No he doesn't, but takes over Davey Jones ship and can only go ashore once every 10 years.
Love unrequited.

Captain Jack Sparrow AGAIN loses the Black Pearl.

Calypso is released, but that's pretty much the end of the story for her.

Lots of people complain that the movie is too involved, too complicated, too many interrelated plot elements. Maybe so, but that's not the real problem. I mean, this is a Disney movie! I demand a happy ending!

Fix the movie, ok? Thanks.

That is all.

[And, while you're at it, fix Old Yeller too.]

Posted: Fri - March 14, 2008 at 08:34 PM           | |

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