Shit-Wrecked!
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| Party Posse on Cape!
The first Cape overnighter took place last weekend, with over a dozen campers taking to the dunes for an evening of boozing and snoozing. The participants were reluctant to share accounts of their adventure, but The Hawk Road overheard whispers of a messy Sater, some unnecessary baby gull cuddling, and a mysterious urination incident. Some photos from the weekend will be posted in the Photo Gallery soon.
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F'All Hands On Deck! |
| Hawker John Fall has hit the high seas once again, but won't be coming shore-bound at night to his XBox or VLTs anytime soon. He's out on the Tide N Knots seeking swordfish, and The Hawk Road has learned via closed-circuit satellite that the first fish has been caught, and Johnny has kicked off the 2004 season with his ceremonial "worm" in the fresh blood on deck. Good luck, swordmasters! |
Another hot topic on the Clipboard is the piss-poor planning of events so far this Spring. The Arena seems to be hosting 4 dances a week, with the Legion coming in at a close second. Tompa's is creating the biggest buzz, and with all three venues set to hold extravaganzas this Saturday, the safe bet is that 22 Ends' show at Tompa's will prevail. Fundraisers banking on Arena turnouts should host a topless carwash on The Hawk featuring Suzanne & Nicole according to Clipboard results. |
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| June 18th, 2004 |
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| Poll Position! |
The new Hawk Road Clipboard is less than two weeks old and already the culture we proudly call our own is flashing its true colors. Hawk Roaders apparently prefer rum & coke, think that brunettes & blondes are equally shagable, wouldn't give Andy Bambito their lighter if asked, and would rather see Hawk mayor Shawn Sears in office ahead of the other nationally endorsed candidates. Controversy is beginning to brew on certain topics, with no sign of slowing down anytime soon.
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