Summer Leaves!
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| Lose grip, Fall!
It seems like only yesterday Hawkers were putting sunblock on their forearms in case the fog lifted, piping plover eggs were listed on eBay, and bored lobstermen shared a Dan's ice cream cone with their lab. Gone, however, are those days of watching Chachi kayak ten feet off the shoreline or clammers getting ambushed then stripped of their supper. Yes, the Summer months have joined the migrating flocks and left without good-byes, convincing the color green to tag along.
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Food Fight! |
| Barrington Pizza has apparently decided to vacate their current location on the causeway waterfront. Owner Tony, praised for his tasty donairs and cheerful personality, is fed up with complaints from neighbouring JB's Restaurant about his customers using their parking spaces. Giving the impression that people eat there is apparently bad for JB's business. |
A pair of lace panties belonging to Britney Spears appeared on eBay this week, found by a housekeeper at the resort Spears got married at recently. Targeted by the media as "hitting a real low", the auction was stopped after eBay muscled Courteney1982's item off the auction block. The bidding had reached $14,500, but even more amazing is the fact that someone named Foxybobbytrendy dropped out of the bidding at $120. |
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| October 10th, 2004 |
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| Man Ducks Shot Fine! |
October officially marked the beginning of gunning season, and reports suggest Hotdog is the only hunter filling his bag limit. While Lobsta Mobsta and Joe Dirt have been out most mornings, it's been slim pickings aside from a few patch-poles and seaducks. Known to take long naps in the boat, a game warden questioned them one day. Several lead shot shells were found in Mobsta's ammo case, who got only a warning when no ducks were found after a pillow and blanket search.
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