
function getBlogName() {
    var blogName = 'El Sleezo Cafe';
    document.write(blogName);
}

function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
    var categoryPairs = new Array("C586636361","Friends","C1469898731","Bloggers","C1397034063","links","C344927937","Favorites","C1123555237","Movies","C1762674556","unfiled","C376906424","i - me - who?","C1089363895","Music");
    
    for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
        if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
            document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
        }
    }
}

function getCalendarHead() {
    var calendarHead = 'October 2004';
    document.write(calendarHead);
}

function getBlogCalendarRows() {
    var calendarRows = '<tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">1</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">2</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar"><a href="2004/10/3/index.html">3</a></span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">4</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">5</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">6</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">7</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">8</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">9</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">10</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">11</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">12</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">13</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">14</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">15</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">16</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">17</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">18</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">19</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">20</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">21</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">22</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">23</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">24</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">25</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">26</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">27</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">28</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">29</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">30</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">31</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td></tr>';
    document.write(calendarRows);
}

function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
    var calendarRows = '<tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">1</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">2</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar"><a href="../2004/10/3/index.html">3</a></span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">4</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">5</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">6</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">7</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">8</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">9</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">10</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">11</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">12</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">13</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">14</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">15</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">16</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">17</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">18</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">19</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">20</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">21</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">22</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">23</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">24</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">25</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">26</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">27</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">28</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">29</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">30</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">31</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td></tr>';
    document.write(calendarRows);
}

function getEntryCalendarRows() {
    var calendarRows = '<tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">1</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">2</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar"><a href="../../2004/10/3/index.html">3</a></span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">4</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">5</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">6</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">7</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">8</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">9</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">10</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">11</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">12</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">13</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">14</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">15</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">16</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">17</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">18</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">19</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">20</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">21</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">22</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">23</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">24</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">25</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">26</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">27</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">28</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">29</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">30</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">31</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td></tr>';
    document.write(calendarRows);
}

function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
    var calendarRows = '<tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">1</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">2</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar"><a href="2004/10/3/index.html">3</a></span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">4</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">5</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">6</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">7</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">8</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">9</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">10</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">11</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">12</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">13</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">14</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">15</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">16</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">17</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">18</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">19</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">20</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">21</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">22</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">23</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">24</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">25</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">26</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">27</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">28</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">29</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">30</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">31</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td></tr>';
    document.write(calendarRows);
}

function getYearCalendarRows() {
    var calendarRows = '<tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">1</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">2</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar"><a href="10/3/index.html">3</a></span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">4</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">5</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">6</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">7</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">8</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">9</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">10</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">11</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">12</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">13</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">14</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">15</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">16</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">17</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">18</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">19</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">20</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">21</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">22</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">23</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">24</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">25</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">26</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">27</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">28</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">29</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">30</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">31</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td></tr>';
    document.write(calendarRows);
}

function getDayCalendarRows() {
    var calendarRows = '<tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">1</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">2</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar"><a href="../../../2004/10/3/index.html">3</a></span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">4</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">5</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">6</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">7</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">8</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">9</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">10</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">11</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">12</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">13</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">14</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">15</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">16</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">17</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">18</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">19</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">20</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">21</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">22</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">23</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">24</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">25</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">26</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">27</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">28</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">29</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">30</span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center"><span class="calendar">31</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td><td align="center"><span class="calendar">&nbsp;</span></td></tr>';
    document.write(calendarRows);
}

function getBlogEntriesCount() {
    var blogEntriesCount = '10';
    document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}

function getCategoryStatistics() {
    var categoryStatistics = 'Bloggers: 1 <br>Favorites: 2 <br>Friends: 2 <br>i - me - who?: 2 <br>Movies: 1 <br>Music: 2 <br>';
    document.write(categoryStatistics);
}

function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
    var categoryPairs = new Array("C586636361","2","C1469898731","1","C1397034063","0","C344927937","2","C1123555237","1","C1762674556","0","C376906424","2","C1089363895","2");
    
    for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
        if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
            document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
        }
    }
}

function getBlogCategories() {
    var categories = ' <a href="C1469898731/index.html"> Bloggers </a> <br>  <a href="C344927937/index.html"> Favorites </a> <br>  <a href="C586636361/index.html"> Friends </a> <br>  <a href="C376906424/index.html"> i - me - who? </a> <br>  <a href="C1123555237/index.html"> Movies </a> <br>  <a href="C1089363895/index.html"> Music </a> <br> ';
    document.write(categories); 
}

function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
    var horizontalCategories = ' <a href="C1469898731/index.html"> Bloggers </a> &nbsp; &nbsp;  <a href="C344927937/index.html"> Favorites </a> &nbsp; &nbsp;  <a href="C586636361/index.html"> Friends </a> &nbsp; &nbsp;  <a href="C376906424/index.html"> i - me - who? </a> &nbsp; &nbsp;  <a href="C1123555237/index.html"> Movies </a> &nbsp; &nbsp;  <a href="C1089363895/index.html"> Music </a> &nbsp; &nbsp; ';
    document.write(horizontalCategories);
}

function getCategoryCategories() {
    var categories = ' <a href="../C1469898731/index.html"> Bloggers </a> <br>  <a href="../C344927937/index.html"> Favorites </a> <br>  <a href="../C586636361/index.html"> Friends </a> <br>  <a href="../C376906424/index.html"> i - me - who? </a> <br>  <a href="../C1123555237/index.html"> Movies </a> <br>  <a href="../C1089363895/index.html"> Music </a> <br> ';
    document.write(categories); 
}

function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
    var horizontalCategories = ' <a href="../C1469898731/index.html"> Bloggers </a> &nbsp; &nbsp;  <a href="../C344927937/index.html"> Favorites </a> &nbsp; &nbsp;  <a href="../C586636361/index.html"> Friends </a> &nbsp; &nbsp;  <a href="../C376906424/index.html"> i - me - who? </a> &nbsp; &nbsp;  <a href="../C1123555237/index.html"> Movies </a> &nbsp; &nbsp;  <a href="../C1089363895/index.html"> Music </a> &nbsp; &nbsp; ';
    document.write(horizontalCategories);
}

function getEntryCategories() {
    var categories = ' <a href="../../C1469898731/index.html"> Bloggers </a> <br>  <a href="../../C344927937/index.html"> Favorites </a> <br>  <a href="../../C586636361/index.html"> Friends </a> <br>  <a href="../../C376906424/index.html"> i - me - who? </a> <br>  <a href="../../C1123555237/index.html"> Movies </a> <br>  <a href="../../C1089363895/index.html"> Music </a> <br> ';
    document.write(categories); 
}

function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
    var horizontalCategories = ' <a href="../../C1469898731/index.html"> Bloggers </a> &nbsp; &npbsp;  <a href="../../C344927937/index.html"> Favorites </a> &nbsp; &npbsp;  <a href="../../C586636361/index.html"> Friends </a> &nbsp; &npbsp;  <a href="../../C376906424/index.html"> i - me - who? </a> &nbsp; &npbsp;  <a href="../../C1123555237/index.html"> Movies </a> &nbsp; &npbsp;  <a href="../../C1089363895/index.html"> Music </a> &nbsp; &npbsp; ';
    document.write(horizontalCategories);
}

function getArchiveCategories() {
    var categories = '<a href="C1469898731/index.html">Bloggers</a> <br><a href="C344927937/index.html">Favorites</a> <br><a href="C586636361/index.html">Friends</a> <br><a href="C376906424/index.html">i - me - who?</a> <br><a href="C1123555237/index.html">Movies</a> <br><a href="C1089363895/index.html">Music</a> <br>';
    document.write(categories); 
}

function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
    var horizontalCategories = '<a href="C1469898731/index.html">Bloggers</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="C344927937/index.html">Favorites</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="C586636361/index.html">Friends</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="C376906424/index.html">i - me - who?</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="C1123555237/index.html">Movies</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="C1089363895/index.html">Music</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;';
    document.write(horizontalCategories);
}

function getYearCategories() {
    var categories = '<a href="../C1469898731/index.html">Bloggers</a> <br><a href="../C344927937/index.html">Favorites</a> <br><a href="../C586636361/index.html">Friends</a> <br><a href="../C376906424/index.html">i - me - who?</a> <br><a href="../C1123555237/index.html">Movies</a> <br><a href="../C1089363895/index.html">Music</a> <br>';
    document.write(categories); 
}

function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
    var horizontalCategories = '<a href="../C1469898731/index.html">Bloggers</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="../C344927937/index.html">Favorites</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="../C586636361/index.html">Friends</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="../C376906424/index.html">i - me - who?</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="../C1123555237/index.html">Movies</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="../C1089363895/index.html">Music</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;';
    document.write(horizontalCategories);
}

function getDayCategories() {
    var categories = '<a href="../../../C1469898731/index.html">Bloggers</a> <br><a href="../../../C344927937/index.html">Favorites</a> <br><a href="../../../C586636361/index.html">Friends</a> <br><a href="../../../C376906424/index.html">i - me - who?</a> <br><a href="../../../C1123555237/index.html">Movies</a> <br><a href="../../../C1089363895/index.html">Music</a> <br>';
    document.write(categories); 
}

function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
    var horizontalCategories = '<a href="../../../C1469898731/index.html">Bloggers</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="../../../C344927937/index.html">Favorites</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="../../../C586636361/index.html">Friends</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="../../../C376906424/index.html">i - me - who?</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="../../../C1123555237/index.html">Movies</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="../../../C1089363895/index.html">Music</a> &nbsp; &nbsp;';
    document.write(horizontalCategories);
}

function getUsername() {
    var username = 'Hans';
    document.write(username);
}

function getFeebackLink(entryTitle) {
    var encodedEmail = '&#104;&#097;&#110;&#122;&#105;&#101;&#064;&#109;&#097;&#099;&#046;&#099;&#111;&#109;';
    
    if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
        document.write("<a href=\"mailto:" + encodedEmail + "?Subject=Re: " + entryTitle + "\"> Feedback </a>");
    } else {
        document.write("");
    }
}