Someone came up with the idea to remove Garfield from the Garfield comic:

It's... so much better. A few become incomprehensible, but most actually gain significance.

DARPA, of Internet fame, has come up with a driverless vehicle, the Crusher (by way of Carnegie Mellon, National Robotics Engineering Center).

I don't have much more to add than the words of Mark Kleiman of The Reality-Based Community:

Okay, eloquence isn't everything. But just imagine trying to do this [...] with a Hillary Clinton speech, or a John McCain speech, or (shudder) a George W. Bush speech.