Things People Didn't Say...


... but that are inescapably implied by things they did say.

Sometimes you hear someone say something that on the face of it seems not particularly unreasonable, but on thinking about it longer than they did you notice that there's a deeper meaning which can't have been not-meant if the original statement was sincere. A list of things I've heard people say "not in so many words" this year:

1) My subjective preference is so obviously optimal that everyone should be aggressively encouraged to conform to it even though reproducible objective data recommend an alternative.

2) It's wrong for other people to impose their inherently unprovable beliefs on me. Imposing unprovable beliefs is my job.

3) I consider myself superior to this diverse group of people identified by an irrelevant characteristic because I believe without evidence that they as a group consider themselves superior to me.

4) The sum of things I currently believe define what is real and/or possible.

5) The fact that I do not perceive benefit to myself in this object/process/change means that it has no value. Anyone who claims to perceive value for themselves is wrong and therefore an idiot or sycophant.

6) If you don't actively cater to me, you are attacking me.

7) I know nothing meaningful about this person, nor any of the circumstances of their life, other than that they engage, for reasons unknown to me, in a harmless activity of which I personally disapprove. Based on this, I shall judge that this person is in the wrong in any conflict in which they are involved.

8) Despite have spent no time researching, or even thinking about, this topic I remain steadfast in my belief that no-one have a more valid perspective on it than I who is not paid to do so. And most of them are wrong, too.

9) I do not have the slightest clue what you're saying, but I will defend to the death my right to say you're wrong.

Posted: Sun - April 9, 2006 at 09:30 AM          


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