The Persistence of Mammaries
Much ado about nothing again, from that strange
American subculture that likes to protect people from things that aren't
dangerous.
Apparently on November 10, on one of the evening
dramas, an adult actress briefly had a nipple slip out of her costume. Here's
some news for the vicariously offended: Noone was ever hurt by a nipple. The
vast majority of human beings in the history off the species were exposed to
them several times a day for the first several months of life without being
corrupted or injured in any way more serious than the rare gentle eye poke.
Everybody's got 'em. Everybody's seen 'em. What could possibly be so offensive
about one appearing on camera for a fraction of second that would warrant
letters of complaint to the FCC?
Posted: Tue - November 22, 2005 at 08:13 PM