Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary



I think it looks more like Jesus, but the owner of this ten-year-old grilled cheese sandwich that's up for auction on eBay says it's the Blessed Virgin Mary that appeared on it upon the first bite--and that the sandwich has miraculously remained mold-free ever since. I dare the winning bidder to eat it. That gives me an idea: I always thought those wafer hosts at Mass were boring. The Catholic Church should start transubstantiating mini grilled cheese sandwiches (kind of like the stuff you get in Lunchables) or those mini-waffles Safa likes, into the Body of Christ. Actually, why not use mini-waffles/wafers for the early masses, mini grilled cheese sandwiches from brunch to noon, and mini pizzas for Saturday evenings. That would almost get me to go back to church...

UPDATE: The BVM Sandwich sold for $28,000. The online casino goldenpalace.com bought it. Now that I look at the image again, I think it looks more like Fay Wray in the clutches of King Kong. You decide:




UPDATE 2: I got a vote for Cosette from Les Misérables:




I see it, but take a classic film star over Broadway musical punk any day...

Posted: Wed - November 17, 2004 at 09:09 PM           |


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