Stem Cell Or Padded Cell?


John Edwards is Either Really Good Friends With Jesus or E.T....Or He's Nuts

By now I'm sure all you information super-whores have heard about Senator Edward's unbridled optimism for his political daddy...What you probably haven't heard is that Johnny Boy was really selling JFK 2.0 short! That's right...In addition to healing the lame, diabetes, and Alzheimer's, it is believed that John Kerry with a swift boat full of embryonic stem cells could further provide America with eternal life, transporter beams, and 10 consecutive World Series titles for the Red Sox. Heck, I bet stem cells can replace gasoline...Take that Saudis!!! Of course, some uninformed people continue to ridicule true believers like Lil' John Edwards...But like the boy who traded his mother's good cow for some magic beans...He surely will get the last laugh...And kill a giant in the process.





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Posted: Fri - October 15, 2004 at 07:34 PM        

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