Crime Of The Century


Hey, The Century is Young and 50,000 Cans is a Lot of Beer!

While some other poor suckers were wasting their time swiping Munch's "The Scream," real criminal masterminds were perpetrating perhaps the most daring beer heist of all time in New Brunswick. The haul of over 50,000 cans of Moosehead is estimated to have a retail value of $75,000...Which sounds like a lot of money until you realize that it is Canadian. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police immediately began interrogating all fraternities within the vicinity, but, as yet, have no leads. Since the beer shipment was bound for Mexico (???), the cans are imprinted in Spanish and English...making them difficult to pass off among the French-speaking rabble of the Great White North.




Bob and Doug McKenzie: "Persons of interest" in the Mounties' investigation into the New Brunswick beer heist

Posted: Mon - August 23, 2004 at 10:39 PM        

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