Thu - April 7, 2005

!DISTURBING NEWS FLASH!


Double Dose of Bad News for Sci-Fi Geeks

*If you ever doubted Michael Bay's hatred for humanity (especially nerd-dom), now comes word of his sinister plan to direct a live-action Transformers movie!

*Turns out that all you idiots...I mean "super-devoted, hardcore fans" currently waiting in line for Revenge of the Sith at Grauman's Chinese Theatre...are at the wrong venue. But don't worry...I'm sure old George Luc will take care of his audience (insert Darth Vader chuckle).




Think maybe this guy is why the Empire lost?

Posted at 08:07 PM    


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