Vote Or Die...A Horrible Puppet Death


Trey Parker and Matt Stone Save the World Once Again

An informed electorate is vital to the health of our selective democracy...It is the solemn duty of every responsible American, therefore, to make sure everyone he/she knows views Team America: World Police before November 2. Prior to experiencing Trey Parker's puppet opus, I was convinced that the "War on Terror" was worse than Hitler, Watergate and genital herpes combined...Blame it on the catchy musical numbers or the ham-stuffed-exploding Michael Moore...but somewhere on the drive home from the movie, I realized that I too was a pussy. Not as vaginal as Baldwin, Matt Damon, or those other Hollywood cock-fags...But a pussy nonetheless. Right then and there (somewhere on Multnomah) I decided to take a stand against the a-holes. From now on, I'm gonna be a dick...And there's nothing you puppet gore-hating hippies can do about it!


Douche Larue



Some pussies have more attractive human shields than others

Posted: Wed - October 20, 2004 at 07:54 PM        

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