True To The Game


Don't be Fooled by the Rocks That I Got...

In the wake of my Napolean Dynamite review, some well-meaning readers have suggested that yours truly is a corporate shill. And you know what...They're at least 80 Proof correct. Big money beckoned and I prostituted my movie critic sensibilities in order to uphold the establishment. I hope you can all forgive me.
Will be returning the thousands of dollars and the shiny new Kia Sedona (talk about a smooth ride!) that the robber barons at Fandango and producers of Nappy D gave me. Just lost sight of who I am. Got caught up in the all-night parties, high-class hookers, and throwing televisions out of penthouse windows...Forgot that it's really all about the blogging...and the blog.
Thank you, concerned fans, who took the time away from your eHarmony searches and Yahoo Games to remind me what's really important. You are the Sancho Panza in my quixotic adventures throughout the World Wide Web. Muchas gracious, mis amigos!




Posted: Wed - September 1, 2004 at 08:17 PM        


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