True To The Game
Don't be Fooled by the Rocks That I
Got...
In the wake of my
Napolean
Dynamite review, some well-meaning readers
have suggested that yours truly is a corporate shill. And you know
what...They're at least 80 Proof correct. Big money beckoned and I
prostituted my movie critic sensibilities in order to uphold the
establishment.
I hope you can all forgive me. Will be
returning the thousands of dollars and the shiny new Kia
Sedona (talk about a smooth ride!) that the robber barons at Fandango
and producers of Nappy
D gave me. Just lost sight of who I am. Got
caught up in the all-night parties, high-class hookers, and throwing televisions
out of penthouse windows...Forgot that it's really all about the blogging...and
the blog.Thank you, concerned fans, who took
the time away from your eHarmony searches and Yahoo Games to
remind me what's really important. You are the Sancho Panza in my quixotic
adventures throughout the World Wide Web.
Muchas gracious, mis
amigos!
Posted: Wed - September 1, 2004 at 08:17 PM