Fri - October 22, 2004

Moore Man To Love


College Voter Drive/Publicity Tour Puts Drain on Domestic Eateries


Was reflecting on last season's Lakers team...Kobe, Shaq, Rick Fox...Every player I ever held in low regard on one team. Allowed me to conveniently channel my disdain in a single direction. Michael Moore's "Slacker Tour" is a lot like that...I'm also pretty sure that he and Tom Arnold really are the same person. Look at him with Roseanne!




A photo op with Roseanne Barr provides a sobering perspective on Moore's girth.

Posted at 07:27 PM    

Kung Pao Chicken Wings


China Continues to Import the Best of American Culture

Hooters in China? I know...Sounds like one of the biggest oxymorons ever, but the illustrious U.S. soft-core porn chain recently opened in Shanghai. Wonder if you can get pan-fried noodles with that..........




Don't laugh, guys. She's "stacked" by Chinese standards.

Posted at 07:04 PM    

Wed - February 25, 2004

Pharisee Nouveau


Hollywood Thinks That Violence is a Bad Thing After All

Have any of these critics/pseudo-intellectuals condemning the violence in The Passion of the Christ ever heard of Quentin Tarantino?

Posted at 11:40 PM    

Wed - February 4, 2004

Claymate of the Year


Clay Aiken's Desire for SuperPowers a Frightening Proposition

Anyone else find the thought of Clay Aiken "invisible" and "in your room" creepy?

Douche Larue


I sure wouldn't be smiling if Clay was on my back......

Posted at 07:16 PM    

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