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Arnold Vs. Arnold?
That's right folks! The Killa Cali Recallapalooza has given birth to the ultimate match-up between has-been celebs.
So the Kindergarten Cop announced his gubernatorial bid on the Tonight Show...Big F*!@#n Deal. Overlooked by most of the so-called "legitimate" media, Gary Coleman has thrown his XXXSM hat into the Golden State's political arena!
While some will be quick to label this momentous announcement as "absurd" or a "publicity stunt"...I assure you that they are all cynical bastards...every one of them. Just think how lively political debate will be with "Whatchya talkin' bout Gray Davis" displacing the tired character attacks of the past.
Qualifications you say? Think about it. Gary is well acquainted with
economic crisis. His parents blew the gazillion bucks he made on "Different
Strokes." If that didn't teach Coleman fiscal responsibility, I'm
sure his "dating for dollars" enterprise did. Check
it out!
Who better to legislate public safety than a guy who still requires a car seat!?
40 Acres and a Mule and Pot for every Chickenhead
All rational arguments aside, the #1 reason to elect Gary: It's hella funny. That's the great thing about America. There's no way a washed-up child star could rise to power in Russia...So drink that Pabst, shove some apple pie down your throat, and vote Coleman come fall.
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