Neal's Rants

Setup madness

Sat, 22 Apr 2006 15:27:18 +1000

Is this crazy or what. The sly combination of TV + credenza + COMPUTER

Wolfmother

Thu, 01 Dec 2005 08:56:20 +1000

Well I was feeling terrible.
I got out $20 and was going to go buy some drugs (damn you hay fever / cold, clearly the worst combination).
Anyways instead i bought wolfmother

Happy days for John

Fri, 23 Sep 2005 21:59:59 +1000

Well John Harris is getting married in the next couple weeks, or is his bachelor party.
And Cassie huh who in the blue hell is she.
*fingers crossed she is hot and witty*

Aikido and Neal

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:56:56 +1000

I used to do Aikido 3 times a week for 3 years. I was pretty well devoted.
But then well my schedule got to crazy and I just stopped going.

i hate people

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 14:58:21 +1000

Well I went to clubbio confrence.
Pretty much a waste of time... except did some networking and then got chatted up by post grad UQ girls

Is it wrong?

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 16:46:01 +1000

If the thought of donkey punching makes me giggle.
I clearly don't think so.

1 more exam

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 22:11:02 +1000

and 1 more online stalker...
WHY oh why do i attract such strange girls...
fuck i hate the internet for this

southpark

Fri, 27 May 2005 10:58:13 +1000

This is totally me

Researching assignments

Tue, 24 May 2005 17:51:11 +1000

I was looking for some information on trade secrets for this IP Law assignemnt that I have to do.
When I stumbled on a really scary picture

discovery channel & random phone calls

Tue, 24 May 2005 16:37:56 +1000

Well I was watching world biker build off Marathon.
I was really into it, half way threw when I get a really strange phone call.

Best movie ever

Mon, 23 May 2005 09:29:19 +1000

I was there on opening night...
Thursday 19 May 05.... 12:01am.

costume party

Fri, 20 May 2005 18:58:57 +1000

It was good.
My idea was to go as a PIMP and i would bring only one whore. But the classic part would be is that I wouldn't tell her it was a costume party. Then the whole time I'd just shout out and go 'BUT YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE A WHORE'.

I'd clearly get laid that way :-)

FINALLY AN UPDATE

Sun, 15 May 2005 22:16:17 +1000

Well I had to go to Sydney with my brother and sister so they could renew there American passports in person at the American consulate.

Belgian Cafe`

Sat, 26 Feb 2005 09:30:13 +1000

I really like that place. Its near port office.
But well i was drinking there with some friends and someone was to cheap.

Things I do

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 11:03:47 +1000

Well I have started Roller balding again.
I refuse to call it inline skating thats just stupid.
I am better than most people.

Goes to coast adventures of Sugar ShacK

Sun, 16 Jan 2005 10:28:04 +1000

Well it was fun.
Drank A LOT, surfed, ate one meal a day and drank A LOT.

Neal's new year plans

Mon, 27 Dec 2004 22:59:02 +1000

No FUCKING idea.
Actually I might go to Irving's party.
Cause Jeff can't have a party... D'oh

You know what sucks about being single?

Mon, 27 Dec 2004 15:59:29 +1000

OH I'll tell you.
The biggest thing that is rad about it is you know
making out on a couch alone doesn't feel the same.

I hate people so much

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 14:48:19 +1000

Have you ever listened to a persons favorite band/album just to see were they are coming from, only to find out they suck. ALOT

I saw Fern and Tegan in the city (used to go to high school with them)... I thought it was funny cause in high school i was so shy...
But now I am a jackass and don't care what people think about me.

I hate playing Basketball

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 12:42:41 +1000

Ok I don't

Neal's plan
1. loose 20kgs of fat (i'm so skinny... i'm about 60kgs with out my fat)
2. then i will be able to jump about a foot higher AT LEAST
3. NEAL DUNKS LIKE A NEGRO

Who is your fav actress

Tue, 23 Nov 2004 22:23:43 +1000

Everyone asks this stupid question. Who do you think is the hottest actress?
Every jackass says 'Jolie'. Why you ask?
Two reasons:
1. Un-naturally large lips
2. Un-naturally large boobs

Personally I find Angelina Jolie to be extremely ugly.

Death Mix

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 08:42:03 +1000

What is a bad mix?
I'll tell you.
Take 2 liters of 40% ethanol and mix it with 8 liters of orange juice.

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I promise the next update will be a how-to on online dating.

Thanks for the Good phone call if you know what I mean

Thu, 18 Nov 2004 23:04:03 +1000

Some girl phones me up...
Puts on a fake voice...
No idea who it is... I am sorta sleepy
But I recorded it all for your enjoyment. I didn't record the first phone call.
Here is the second one.

OMG

Mon, 15 Nov 2004 16:41:45 +1000

Possibly the coolest thing a girl has EVER said to me on msn
(still to come a how to on online dating by yours truly)

Online dating

Wed, 10 Nov 2004 14:50:17 +1000

Its such shit. You have to trawl threw so much crap just to get to half decent people, who in the end turn out to be crap.
Then again its really fun to set up fake profiles (more on this later... ho ho do i have a story to tell).

Just check out some of the conversations I've been having.
Yes that is me *cough*

People like this is the reason there are no good girls on any online dating website. This chick got 200 messages in the first two days. Hell that surprised me way good.

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Next week a how to on how to do online stalking (or as some call it online dating)

The day Sally wanted to kill me

Sat, 06 Nov 2004 18:55:40 +1000

Here is a conversation that Dr. Jon (LSB605 lecturer) had with Sally using my account.
Hey I am really sorry for letting this happen Sally... But he was showing me how to use this program and then just started talking to you.

Ribblits all you can eat

Tue, 02 Nov 2004 10:35:47 +1000

1.5 pizzas and 14.5 ribs sounded like a good idea.
Especially when i wanted to throw up and then Alex punched me in the stomach.
But anyways my master plan now is to try and get a REALLY low score on hotornot .

So far I am sitting on a 4.3

Tall people observations

Mon, 01 Nov 2004 14:40:22 +1000

All took place on #mac (on ausnet.org) <-- for those of you who have no idea what i'm talking about its irc... So much better than msn.

96.5FM ( 96Five ) = Brisbane's worst station

Sun, 31 Oct 2004 15:13:52 +1000

Listening to this station is just painful.

Ashlee Simpsons

Sun, 31 Oct 2004 08:46:06 +1000

Oh she justs lip syncs.
Almost all singers do, but its funny when they get caught out.

A night with REggie

Sat, 30 Oct 2004 21:03:26 +1000

I hate christians so much.
I have so much hate right now...
I got dragged to some thing were this American guy was going to give like a feel good talk, at the Brisbane Entertainment Center.
It got louder than the Beat (yes i got dragged there), I walked out.

Neal gets a online stalker

Tue, 26 Oct 2004 18:01:19 +1000

I'd like to thank my weblog for getting me online stalkers

Clearly a great idea

Mon, 18 Oct 2004 11:31:04 +1000

Its no sand dune, but its pretty high up there.
The only place I can think of to do this here is at Garden City Hyper dome, you know the parking lot escalator.

Neal's adventures at Rush bar

Sun, 17 Oct 2004 13:47:23 +1000

Terrible place, like a smaller/stupider version of Zen bar
Everyone there was trying to go home and fuck some that they have to get drunk first. I was just sitting and observing people then making humors comments on how stupid they were being. I did this loud enough so they could hear me. Nobody was going to do anything.

6 guys + wheel barrow + 2 carton of beer + ALOT OF WAX + volvo wagon + 3 meters of rope + 100 meter sand dune

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 20:20:36 +1000

EQUALS ONE FUCKING fantastic time.
Sorry to say there was no deep sea fishing (thats for next week baby :D)
[this is only to wet everyones whistle... I'll write more when I have pictures and stuff]

A little peace of you dies when you see a loved one fall

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 21:39:54 +1000

It happened today.
My best friend in the whole world, hit rock bottom.
I sat their and looked at him for what felt like for ever...
I was so sad I couldn't even cry.
I just looked on in shock.

Neal's octoberfest experiance

Sun, 03 Oct 2004 17:18:53 +1000

It was at Zen bar two weeks ago. I really like Zen bar. Its clean, well lit, FANTASTIC DJ who didn't play any top 40 shit but instead played like Jazz and stuff. Zen bar is a restrant during the day so it doesn't have a sub every 20 feet to pump out 'dumb dumb dumb' at 120dB+.

Oh and CHEAP german beer.

Princess Diaries 2 is about as stimulating as staring at your knee

Sat, 02 Oct 2004 16:38:11 +1000

Well it was friday night. I had nothing to do so I decided to go the the movies with my little sister. I was in a good mode so I let her pick the movie.

A shark's Tail = Canned Laughter death

Mon, 27 Sep 2004 18:43:45 +1000

Could you expect anything different from the creaters of such stupid movies like Shrek and Shrek 2?

All you Eat madness

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 00:27:24 +1000

Those three words that everyone wants to hear.

Stupid License Plates

Thu, 16 Sep 2004 02:16:00 +1000

Why would you blow away so much money on a license plate. It only shows everyone around you how easily you just throw money away.

Lunch of Champion Uni students

Wed, 15 Sep 2004 19:22:41 +1000

The only lunch that can get you threw the day

Jennifer Hawkins's Ass

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 10:12:37 +1000

Oh how the mighty have fallen.
This is gold.
She walked down some run way in Sydney shopping mall and she lost her dress.
She just stepped on it and lost it, oh thats great.

A day in the life of CG

Fri, 03 Sep 2004 11:21:21 +1000

Here is some golden gold for all of you.

Don't video tape yourself having sex

Mon, 30 Aug 2004 17:17:09 +1000

Look don't do it...
You don't want to see your self doing that. You are not a porn start.
Better yet don't video tape yourself naked, no wait only take pictures or video tape yourself when you are fully clothed.
Otherwise the following could happen

[nothing bad happens]
Its just the funnies thing i've ever seen

River Fire

Sun, 29 Aug 2004 17:24:38 +1000

Oh its stupid. But I went to dinner in the city which was nice.
The best part of the whole night was when I drove over the bridge and the F-11s flew right over me. SOO very cool.
LIKE right over.

It was craziness. So much vibrations (i'm in a volvo which is pretty sound 'resistant').

Then I walked from the car park (which is a hidden one only for people eating at Eco). Then someone in one of thoes big Utes. You know like a 3Tonner one. It had 4 back wheels. Well someone shouted out 'hey neal'... YOu see thats all well and good but the person had already past by and all I saw was a arm out the window...

So this person is male, white and under 25. wow that sure narrows things down...
You know how many people know my name? EVERYONE... because I'm an ass

[Check out this Garfield comic, read more to see]

So screw the rest of the world

Fri, 27 Aug 2004 19:49:57 +1000

"They're fed up. Fed up with every fan blindly booing them and cheering the opponents. Fed up with the refs calling a foul every time an American player's fingernail grazes a shooting hand. Fed up with hearing about how fans in the States don't care if they win gold or not.

"Everyone wants them out of the tournament," said Spain's Pau Gasol." - ESPN

Incase nobody knows I am talking about the Basketball.

Mommie what is that monkey doing to the other monkey?

Mon, 23 Aug 2004 17:43:05 +1000

'its a gorilla sun, and ummm yeah'
*pause*
'ooooh look over there that man is selling balloons'

Really think about it. If your a old man selling balloons, the only reason you sell balloons is because your a perverted old man who wants children to look at you.
Your also hopping that one day that you run out of balloons and some kid comes up and asks:
kid (i hate kids): 'can i blow up a balloon'
perverted old man: 'sorry little boy, i'm all out of balloons' (yes they are only attracted to boys)
kid (i hate them so): 'can i blow anything else'
Perverted old man: 'oooh there sure is....' *unzips pants*
that day will never happen! snap out of your wet dream!
I hope you die when your home alone (its a given that you will be alone), by en-haling a balloon as you give it head while you watch a gay porno.

I hope all the balloon folding people die. Because the only reason you get into that industry is not because you have'deep through' ability or that you have seen the movie 'Fiveel goes West' 15 times. Its because you want to be around little children. Everyone gets into a certain industry for a reason. Just look at the gay community and see how many of them work in retail.

Talking about industries... Just look at the people who are ministers.
NObody wakes up one morning and goes 'i want to spread the good lords word'.
What really happens is they wake up and go 'I want to have sex with a young boy again... how can i achieve this... of course i'll become a priest and have many MANY alter boys'

Did everyone hear about this really old priest hood thing (you know place were you go to become a priest), it was because they had so much child porn and bestiality (you know people making 'love' to animals).
For fuck sake why aren't these old men attracted to 'the ladies' [18+]. Do they hate women so much that they have to look at young boys and goats?

Click read more for a totally unrelated picture (you cant see anything really)

B-day Madness

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 16:40:34 +1000

1. Rick (who turned 19 today)
2. Sean (yesterday who turned 21)
3. Vasi (Niki's sister... who just turned 18)

I am a total ass

Thu, 19 Aug 2004 19:40:45 +1000

As I was about to catch the bus. Some fucktard decided he wanted to take up 3 chairs while he waited for the bus.
Oh I didn't even want to sit down, but there is no way I could let this arrogant shit get away with it.

Stupidest thing I have heard at uni EVER

Wed, 18 Aug 2004 20:51:53 +1000

Oh this includes first year business students.

Well I was sitting with some guys and a couple girls.
There were a group of girls they were checking out as I ate my French Toast (i want to call it freedom toast now)
(click read more to hear the whole story)

Funny Pictures

Wed, 18 Aug 2004 20:28:28 +1000

Just random pictures I get in emails.

Look this blog is basically my rants... If you get easily offend don't fucking click read more.
I am never altering anything ever again every-time anyone has a cry that it isn't politically correct.

[upcoming articles on, how i hate fucking cameras]

New Olympic Event

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 08:15:26 +1000

They have small rowing

Want to know how to get punched in the face?

Sun, 15 Aug 2004 21:41:43 +1000

Step 1:
Try and chat up my girl friend

Step 2:
Do it in-front of me

Step 3:
Act like you have creamed yourself while she has her back turned

Legal Smegal [update]

Fri, 13 Aug 2004 11:05:43 +1000

defamation.

Big Crash at the entrance of RedCliff

Mon, 09 Aug 2004 23:40:44 +1000

You know that place were I lost my license. (i'll write a full write up about it later but that is soo another story).
Well this dude was in the air for fuckin ages.

My first Soiree 2004

Mon, 09 Aug 2004 10:31:41 +1000

Soiree takes place every year (i'm not really sure) at UQ. It is full of international students and people that want to get drunk.

To get people to delete on MSN or as I like to say 'Burning Online Bridges'

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 00:27:07 +1000

This is possibly the best thing I've ever done and this is why I'm going to hell

Free Manure

Tue, 03 Aug 2004 06:55:53 +1000

Oh this guy couldn't look more happy

Worldest Smallest Merc

Mon, 02 Aug 2004 09:30:34 +1000

Oh its tiny

Thats one big burger

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 14:11:31 +1000

Wow... So much meeeet

People Modding [shit] Cars [only for looks] = Stupid

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 13:48:39 +1000

I hate walking around the city and seeing this people run up and down the streets.
They go past QUT. Do they really think that driving around and acclerating hard out of corners and breaking quickly will get you attention from 'the ladies'.

Do they really think a chick will go 'wow i want to fuck that guy for some reason now'
*chick walks over to car*
'hey... i saw your car and for some reason i want to just fuck you now... and no i don't want to know your name'
*chick gets in*
*guy in stupid stupid rice car stops day dreaming*

I love my new phone

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 21:05:52 +1000

Yes I got a new phone
Its so so good
Its a moto v600.

Well its 4am and i can't sleep

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 04:23:42 +1000

I'd write a big long rant... but its 4am and common the most i'd be able to write is this sentence explaining that it is 4am and blah blah blah blah.

You must all go check out this Flash Animation from JibJab it is called 'this land'

Well I finally got my laptop back :)

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 18:42:46 +1000

Right now I'm just so happy to have my PowerBook back...
Words can't describe it...

OH JOY

(yes this blog isn't dead i have writen alot of stories down on paper they will be coming in the following weeks :D)
But here are some comics that you should check out

There are just things you shouldn't say

Wed, 07 Jul 2004 20:56:43 +1000

Like when you get drunk with your girl friend and a bunch of her friends, and then to fit in you become the life of the party.
Oh lets not kid our selves... We all know I am the life of the party.

What a better Title than MUTANT baby

Sun, 04 Jul 2004 15:33:53 +1000

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004662.html#4662

http://www.shotgunguide.com/

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5278028/?GT1=3584

Part 1

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 11:35:29 +1000

ooooh its pure gold...
It was made by thoes guys that did southpark.
Shockwave told them that they had no boundaries.
Well lets just say they only got to make two episodes :)

who wants to get offended?

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 11:32:41 +1000

You know you wana get offended by Princess

Part 2

Well it happened

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 08:38:36 +1000

If anyone says I told you so I'm soooooo kicking you in the shins.
Well...
Well...
Sorta lost.... My Licenses...

Bad smells

Sat, 26 Jun 2004 19:57:11 +1000

I have good news and bad news...
Bad news: Queen Street really stinks...

Something just not right

Tue, 22 Jun 2004 16:34:14 +1000

This is almost as bad as when Microsoft was going to put computers in porter potties at some concert. I don't know about you but when I go to a public bathroom i try and get in and out as quick as possible.

Malaysia

Tue, 22 Jun 2004 15:05:25 +1000

Back in the day I lived in Kuala Lumpur (the Capital of Malaysia)...
Did you know they refused to show the Simpsons in Malaysia.
Well now you do. The reason they banned it was because of that one episode I can't rember the name of it or really what happens in it. But You know the news guy Kent Brocman. Well he is like "there has been a huge tittle wave in Kwllalllaaa lllaa :huh:"

"Kwlllalal.... arrrg... Kwalalalala"
"in France :D"
Well Just because of that they refused to show the Simpsons again.

Hooray for new Kitty

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 23:02:33 +1000

Yeah Well, finally got a kitty...
A Burmain (i don't know how to spell)
Yeah I think she could be evil .
Lets face it cats only ever around you cause you provide them food.
You can only hold a cat if its sleepy and is so drowsy that it doesn't know what is happening, only then can you hold them...

Flash light are so cool

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 22:37:49 +1000

Really I think a flash light is the best gift you can ever ever give someone...
Thanks mom!

The Smart Choice For Your Futuer

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 09:21:54 +1000

Oh this is PUER GOLDEN GOLD
HOOORAY FOR Vibrators

Cyber Sex

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 11:07:43 +1000

Yeah you all knew that my blog was slowly going to degreade over time. But common this is stuff that nobody else will touch but me.

(did anyone else read the last line then go, something there sounds wrong... Cause I did and like yeah I'm not going to change it... Now did I do that on purpose or was it an accident... I don't think it really matters.)

Yes but this is cyber sex gone so very wrong...
And really its just gold (yes i stole it)
I am also going to stop the score board for now... I need to make a better, and some how figure out how to have a user name registration... But

And cyber sex is extremely stupid...
"oh yes ummm yeah you are totally sexy..."
"oh yeah hmmm u like that"

Phone sex is even worse
Its glorified masturbation people!
*shudders*

Online Games

Fri, 18 Jun 2004 13:23:52 +1000

Oh this game is great.
I can't remember were I have seen it before, but I have.
[UPDATE]

new post time :-)

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 20:30:44 +1000

For some reasons I like waiting two weeks before I tell someone good news...
You want to know why? Its because I like using the word fort night...

Best Pickup line ever

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 00:42:54 +1000

oh you know u wana click more

so much hate

Fri, 11 Jun 2004 18:36:54 +1000

Why did you show me this game Alex WHY!

Beauty thanks to Movies

Fri, 11 Jun 2004 12:08:26 +1000

Pretty much just your basic rant about what i'm thinkin about today.

Upcoming rant on Golden Ratio
- How relates to beauty
- its all about the triangles (no not the gay symbol but triangle with golden ratio)
- Even countries flags have the golden ratio

Drawing from a Abvioussly gifted child (or thats what the mommie thinks)

Thu, 10 Jun 2004 19:19:04 +1000

I'd like to say this is clearly the worst thing I have seen all day.

Can you have to much Chrom?

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 23:17:04 +1000

Well I found it, something sexier than Powerbook + Airport Extreme Combo... LoL no I am not being paid by apple :(
Or geating quality made products from Apple
*pauses for 30 seconds waiting to see if the door bell rings with a gift basket from Apple*
*sighs*

Tall Poppy Syndrome

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 14:31:47 +1000

Ok this is one of the things I hate the most in life. Is how people ARE SO IRRITATING... Cutting down the people that are better than them. OOOH this will be a reoccurring theme from now on in this blog were I point out the IDIOTS.

AirPort Express

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 14:03:39 +1000

All i can say is wow.
The Airport Express is a:
- Wireless router (B/G)
- One 10/100 Cat 5 port (the blue cable)
- USB print server
- PORTABLE omg (thats like in the palm of your hand)
- Control you stero threw iTunes OMG

Funny Stuff I come accross while crusing net

Mon, 07 Jun 2004 12:18:04 +1000

Oh just click read more... Sorry to the 56k people out there.

my smoothness

Mon, 07 Jun 2004 10:58:15 +1000

Call Me...

Its not stealing its borrowing

Sun, 06 Jun 2004 14:26:35 +1000

Ok I kinda ripped this of Rick's site but this is just so good.
I mean just look at the Quotes:
"He will look silly when he is aroused" <-- common with quotes like that how can you not click read more?
(Its just a newspaper clipping... no bad images or anything)

Things to be done

Sun, 06 Jun 2004 11:13:41 +1000

arrrg manly study

To much info

Sat, 05 Jun 2004 21:49:29 +1000

Really this is gold.
The Accent just made me laugh so hard.
Thanks goes out to Emily for this pure gold.

Best preisdent for a while

Thu, 03 Jun 2004 19:43:21 +1000

I mean common, George Bush is a great president. I like him, and I hope that he wins his re-election.
My political stance is Independent, but he is so much better than John Kerry.
(click read more for a great great picture)

Re-Enacted by Bunnies

Thu, 03 Jun 2004 15:52:38 +1000

Now really with a title like that do I really need an Abstract.
Well There are these bunnies right and they re-enact exorcist.
I mean that is so totally not scary.
Did I mention it was only 30 seconds long?

noooooo

Mon, 31 May 2004 23:03:46 +1000

so much pain...
Please only read more if you are not eating.
(no bad images... but my imagination did it for me)

studying fun

Mon, 31 May 2004 22:24:53 +1000

omg this is crazyness
Where did he get that desk?

Flash fun

Sun, 30 May 2004 19:39:16 +1000

Well in anticipation of the new Harry Potter movie i show you all this flash animation (Thanks goes to Emily for finding it).

Great Great Great Links

Fri, 28 May 2004 22:28:54 +1000

The ring GW has and one of the funniest flash comics I've seen. I'd have to say funnier than homestarrunner .

Software Updates

Fri, 28 May 2004 11:00:54 +1000

When software update gets released people need to ask themselves that question...
To update or not to update?

stupid Car battery

Thu, 27 May 2004 22:16:10 +1000

Ok my car battery has been low 4 times now

Penny-Arcade goodness

Wed, 26 May 2004 12:54:03 +1000

I'd have to say at the moment this is my favorite online comic.
You people should read online comics its great.
I read all the Dilbert, Garfield and etc before its in the newspapers :D

(Sorry for my 56k friends but i posted 3 images in here..)

i have a domain

Tue, 25 May 2004 20:38:29 +1000

rantingchild.tk
Its pretty good... All it does is foward it to it...
Oh and check out the cool picture Peter made:

Sum up troy with 1 picture

Mon, 24 May 2004 22:56:38 +1000

oh it can be done...
(won't ruin movie if you haven't seen it)
If someone goes "You gave it away... How was i supposed to know they had a horse" I am sooo kicking them in the shins.

The ADHD (ADD) Test

Sat, 22 May 2004 23:24:34 +1000

I think if you have ADD you should only be able to have 2 drinks in the first hour and only 1 drink ever hour after that. I'm talking sugar drinks :D
With no Alcohol content.

Drawings

Thu, 20 May 2004 22:41:03 +1000

You got to see this stuff... Its gold i tells ya

OK... ITS OFFIcial

Wed, 19 May 2004 20:28:13 +1000

When I saw this I laughed for about 30 minutes... Maybe its all the sugar I have been eating threw out the day... but this is pure gold.
"What do you mean I have to have sex ?"

Best website ever

Wed, 19 May 2004 13:38:49 +1000

Darwin Awards is the best website ever... Hours and Hours of entertainment.

ITS finished

Tue, 18 May 2004 16:05:41 +1000

Well they have been working really hard in Athens and they have finally finished the big soccer stadium
(Click Read more for the Picture)

new shoes

Mon, 17 May 2004 18:56:26 +1000

I got new shoes... Gola
Very cool, a big thanks goes out to Niki and Christine for helping me choose them.
Laces in or out?

Networking fun

Mon, 17 May 2004 18:54:16 +1000

I setup a wireless network at Emily's house the other day, that was pretty fun.

Happy song / Happy place

Mon, 10 May 2004 10:25:50 +1000

Do you have your happy place or happy song that you sing when your down?
Or when you have the urge to punch someone in the face then continue kick them in the groin/ribs (oh who are we kidding it would only be groin(lol we... hooray for 3rd person... or am i writing right now like people are actually listening... meh to early to figure that one out)) until your pulled off them by the shocked on lookers... and then you start singing that song or think of your happy place and it all slips away.

Happy mothers day

Sun, 09 May 2004 14:49:15 +1000

Yeah it had to be said...
MOMS (mums) tottally rock

ARRRRG my day

Wed, 05 May 2004 16:17:39 +1000

Summed up in one word
"WHY DID I GO TO UNI TODAY" (okay I can't count)...
3 new hair styles
And never uses Vesna's perfume.

Well I finally did it

Mon, 03 May 2004 18:13:10 +1000

I was playing basketball... when that slow mo music started...
Da da da ta taaa.
da da da ta taaaaaa
You know the music in old movies they play... I think it was in that movie Chariots of Fire...
That whole movie was in slow-mo.

My Party

Sat, 01 May 2004 10:20:37 +1000

Oh oh It was so much fun :D
Check out the pictures

Party mix

Tue, 27 Apr 2004 17:25:39 +1000

Alright I've been looking at this party mix for a while, I have alternative, Rap and RnB.
Well take a look tell me what you think, make suggestions, request songs, etc.

ohhh that special special day

Tue, 27 Apr 2004 16:42:57 +1000

ITS MY B-DAY

What i want to do

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 17:27:37 +1000

My plans for the coming weeks...

Wirless at uni

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 10:58:01 +1000

Oh its grand, well not really.
I had to talk to a senior IT staff however, the jr guy (guys with fancy QUT red shirt) had no idea wtf he was talking about

Advice time from me

Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:02:29 +1000

Look dudes, listen to me... I don't want this to happen to any of you, its extremely irritating (well you have to try and ignore it).
RINGING IN YOUR EARS SUCKS (its permanent) also known as tinnitus.

HAPPY B-day Mandy :-)

Mon, 19 Apr 2004 09:18:04 +1000

I want to wish Mandy a happy 19th birthday

Volvo Power

Sun, 18 Apr 2004 09:11:59 +1000

My car is manipulative

best ever

Fri, 16 Apr 2004 16:56:05 +1000

This call can not be topped (ok i find it good)

I HATE public transport

Thu, 15 Apr 2004 22:07:02 +1000

Trains suck, I can only just handle the new brisbane busses.

A day of Study

Wed, 14 Apr 2004 10:41:12 +1000

It will be like fun...

"your weird"

Tue, 13 Apr 2004 16:41:40 +1000

Can anyone else make sense of this?

My day

Mon, 12 Apr 2004 12:56:21 +1000

Oh my day consists of doing this thing called study

I cleaned up

Sun, 11 Apr 2004 15:52:16 +1000

Well I need to get more traffic to my little part of the internet.

Things to do

Sun, 11 Apr 2004 13:07:36 +1000

1. I want to link to friends webpages
2. Finish Bio-Chem (lectures and prac book)
3. Allow ppl to post comments to what you have said (i wana see what ppl see about my rants... most of which lately is about girls)

Teeth

Sat, 10 Apr 2004 14:00:51 +1000

Well I got 4 wisdom teeth out, and my mouth hasen't even fully healed yet.

First Entry

Sat, 10 Apr 2004 12:40:17 +1000

What is the right time to phone someone?