Online dating
Its such shit. You have to trawl threw so much
crap just to get to half decent people, who in the end turn out to be
crap.
Then again its really fun to set up
fake profiles (more on this later... ho ho do i have a story to
tell).
Just check out some of the
conversations I've been having.
Yes that is
me *cough*
People like this is the
reason there are no good girls on
any
online dating website. This chick got 200 messages in the first two days. Hell
that surprised me way
good.
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Next
week a how to on how to do online stalking (or as some call it online
dating)
occstar:
angelschmangel
(aka me):Hell I'd fuck me (read that how you
want)Convo #1
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9:28 pm Tue 9 Nov:hey, any chance of an
x-rated one?angelschmangel
2:25 pm Wed 10 Nov:not for
you...Sif your in nsw
dude.occstar 2:28 pm Wed 10
Nov:put ur tits on the screen so i can suck
them,cane toad.angelschmangel
2:31 pm Wed 10 Nov:This is one for the
weblogOh and by the way your fat
:)Your not
90kgs.Why don't you go have a cry and eat to
make yourself feel better?Common it will be
way cool. You could kill yourself like a man just like Maddox tell you
to.But then again you don't know who Maddox
is.
occstar 2:38 pm Wed 10
Nov:well hello 2 u 2 i may b a lil over
weight but u cant get much more surgery on that screwed up face of urs u look
like a sun dryed tomato i would not eat u if the salvation of world depended on
it but it would be nice if u would do wat a women should and shut ur mouth and
put ur tit on my screen so that i can suck them ...thank u
..occstar----Convo
#2Frostyfruits 4:54 pm Sun 24
Oct:Hey Angelschmangel.
HeheI’m sure that every stupid
dumb ass has approached you on this site after they have been drooling over your
profile but I just wanted to message you and see what you were like
;)Little about me I have a good
relationship with my Mum. I also have nice teeth and shoes
;)Alright I want your full attention
for this. Please keep an open mind for what you are about to read. What if I
said to you I know exactly what you want & need. My only concern is
I’m not sure weather you are ready to experience it
yet.My email address is
frosty1718@yahoo.com for MSN if you would like some more stimulating
conversation. If nothing else you seem like you could make a nice
friendHeath
*Hugz*Frostyfruits 4:54 pm Sun
24 Oct:2nd message to get your attention
;)Frostyfruits 6:43 pm Tue 26
Oct:What are you playing hard to get already
? we can be friends before we look into any of that
:)angelschmangel 3:56 pm Mon 1
Nov:Dude, your to far
away.Frostyfruits
7:20 pm Mon 1 Nov:I was kind of into you
until you said that but that just screwed it all up for me
;)Don't let me twist your
arm
Posted: Wed - November 10, 2004 at 02:50 PM