Online dating


Its such shit. You have to trawl threw so much crap just to get to half decent people, who in the end turn out to be crap.
Then again its really fun to set up fake profiles (more on this later... ho ho do i have a story to tell).

Just check out some of the conversations I've been having.
Yes that is me *cough*

People like this is the reason there are no good girls on any online dating website. This chick got 200 messages in the first two days. Hell that surprised me way good.

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Next week a how to on how to do online stalking (or as some call it online dating)

occstar:



angelschmangel (aka me):
Hell I'd fuck me (read that how you want)


Convo #1
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occstar 9:28 pm Tue 9 Nov:
hey, any chance of an x-rated one?


angelschmangel 2:25 pm Wed 10 Nov:
not for you...
Sif your in nsw dude.


occstar 2:28 pm Wed 10 Nov:
put ur tits on the screen so i can suck them,cane toad.


angelschmangel 2:31 pm Wed 10 Nov:
This is one for the weblog

Oh and by the way your fat :)
Your not 90kgs.
Why don't you go have a cry and eat to make yourself feel better?
Common it will be way cool. You could kill yourself like a man just like Maddox tell you to.
But then again you don't know who Maddox is.


occstar 2:38 pm Wed 10 Nov:
well hello 2 u 2 i may b a lil over weight but u cant get much more surgery on that screwed up face of urs u look like a sun dryed tomato i would not eat u if the salvation of world depended on it but it would be nice if u would do wat a women should and shut ur mouth and put ur tit on my screen so that i can suck them ...thank u ..occstar

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Convo #2

Frostyfruits 4:54 pm Sun 24 Oct:
Hey Angelschmangel. Hehe

I’m sure that every stupid dumb ass has approached you on this site after they have been drooling over your profile but I just wanted to message you and see what you were like ;)

Little about me I have a good relationship with my Mum. I also have nice teeth and shoes ;)

Alright I want your full attention for this. Please keep an open mind for what you are about to read. What if I said to you I know exactly what you want & need. My only concern is I’m not sure weather you are ready to experience it yet.

My email address is frosty1718@yahoo.com for MSN if you would like some more stimulating conversation. If nothing else you seem like you could make a nice friend

Heath *Hugz*


Frostyfruits 4:54 pm Sun 24 Oct:
2nd message to get your attention ;)


Frostyfruits 6:43 pm Tue 26 Oct:
What are you playing hard to get already ? we can be friends before we look into any of that :)


angelschmangel 3:56 pm Mon 1 Nov:
Dude, your to far away.




Frostyfruits 7:20 pm Mon 1 Nov:
I was kind of into you until you said that but that just screwed it all up for me ;)

Don't let me twist your arm

Posted: Wed - November 10, 2004 at 02:50 PM          


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