Goes to coast adventures of Sugar ShacK
Well it was
fun.
Drank A LOT, surfed, ate one meal a day and drank A LOT.
Drank A LOT, surfed, ate one meal a day and drank A LOT.
Well I got the train down to gold
coast.
I saw one of my ex's friends who is a lesbian.
Neal: 'Sean yeah she is a lesbian'
Sean: 'yeah you can kinda see it hey'
Neal: 'yeah its because she has a penis'
*laughs*
Yeah she didn't talk to me any more, I was happy.
The waves were terrible... First day I got one very good wave. Road it across the face of the wave, fucking owned that bitch.
It was so terribly choppy. Second day I went again... The waves were about 6 feet. I got fucking axed.
It was so choppy, it took 8 minutes to paddle out.
Then all of a sudden I get hit by a huge fucking wave... I wasn't able to duck dive...
I get flipped around like a bitch and i'm down for about 10 seconds, I come up and what is infront of me another wave...
I then get hit by 4 in a row. I start to panic, I see another set coming, there are two other bodyboarders with me (who are very good). I say fuck this... I catch 4 feet of white was in because I am starting to get ripped out.
Chatting up:
I don't really want to chat up anyone at the coast.
One girl was wearing a shirt that said 'eat me I am organic'.
I walk over to her
Neal: 'wow you are so attractive I just had to come and try and talk to you'
Random Girl: 'hehehehehe thank you kekekeke'
Neal: 'so were are you from...'
RandomG: 'Melb..' now right here this is were i stop paying attention and she talks random for about 4 minutes.
Neal: 'i am sorry I am going to have to try a chat up line, I hope you don't mind'
RandomG: 'kekekeke go ahead i'll tell you if its any good'
Neal: 'you know they say you are what you eat and I want to be you'
RandomG: 'kekekeke thats a very good one kekekeke... Have you seen my shirt?'
Neal: *acts surpised* 'oh my look at that... so what time does that happen... I am going to say now'
RandomG: 'kekekekeke... wana go dance then come back to my house?'
Neal: 'nup... i am going to drink some more but why don't you come back over here when you are done'
RandomG: *looks upset* but she wants some cock.
She ends up coming back over but because she is 30 (lots of wrinkles around her eyes) I just ignore her and continue to get free drinks from a promo girl.
Promo girl madness...
PromoG: *comes over to my side of the club... She is clearly looking for someone*
Neal: *walks over* 'it looks like you are looking for someone I hope its me'
PromoG: *acts surpised*
Neal: 'i'm sorry I just had to try and talk to the most attractive girl in the club'
PromoG: *is one of those dumb girls that loves hearing how attractive she is*
PromoG: 'you and your friends should come to a party tomorrow'
Neal: 'oh no your a promo girl... I knew this was to good to be true...' *neal starts walking off*
PromoG: *loves me a lot* 'wait wait don't go... I'll buy you a drink'
Neal: *pauses* 'ok I guess'
Long story short, I end up getting two free drinks... It was rad... Then she wanted my contact details... I said no I don't give out my details, but I'll get yours. So I ended up getting her phone number.
Then I wonder over to the Drink and make an Ass of myself infront of Vesna... Clearly a great night
Night out #2
I went to beer gardens... Drank a lot.
Made some asian girl help me chat up other girls... Its kinda blurry.
But I did get free drinks so i was happy.
I saw one of my ex's friends who is a lesbian.
Neal: 'Sean yeah she is a lesbian'
Sean: 'yeah you can kinda see it hey'
Neal: 'yeah its because she has a penis'
*laughs*
Yeah she didn't talk to me any more, I was happy.
The waves were terrible... First day I got one very good wave. Road it across the face of the wave, fucking owned that bitch.
It was so terribly choppy. Second day I went again... The waves were about 6 feet. I got fucking axed.
It was so choppy, it took 8 minutes to paddle out.
Then all of a sudden I get hit by a huge fucking wave... I wasn't able to duck dive...
I get flipped around like a bitch and i'm down for about 10 seconds, I come up and what is infront of me another wave...
I then get hit by 4 in a row. I start to panic, I see another set coming, there are two other bodyboarders with me (who are very good). I say fuck this... I catch 4 feet of white was in because I am starting to get ripped out.
Chatting up:
I don't really want to chat up anyone at the coast.
One girl was wearing a shirt that said 'eat me I am organic'.
I walk over to her
Neal: 'wow you are so attractive I just had to come and try and talk to you'
Random Girl: 'hehehehehe thank you kekekeke'
Neal: 'so were are you from...'
RandomG: 'Melb..' now right here this is were i stop paying attention and she talks random for about 4 minutes.
Neal: 'i am sorry I am going to have to try a chat up line, I hope you don't mind'
RandomG: 'kekekeke go ahead i'll tell you if its any good'
Neal: 'you know they say you are what you eat and I want to be you'
RandomG: 'kekekeke thats a very good one kekekeke... Have you seen my shirt?'
Neal: *acts surpised* 'oh my look at that... so what time does that happen... I am going to say now'
RandomG: 'kekekekeke... wana go dance then come back to my house?'
Neal: 'nup... i am going to drink some more but why don't you come back over here when you are done'
RandomG: *looks upset* but she wants some cock.
She ends up coming back over but because she is 30 (lots of wrinkles around her eyes) I just ignore her and continue to get free drinks from a promo girl.
Promo girl madness...
PromoG: *comes over to my side of the club... She is clearly looking for someone*
Neal: *walks over* 'it looks like you are looking for someone I hope its me'
PromoG: *acts surpised*
Neal: 'i'm sorry I just had to try and talk to the most attractive girl in the club'
PromoG: *is one of those dumb girls that loves hearing how attractive she is*
PromoG: 'you and your friends should come to a party tomorrow'
Neal: 'oh no your a promo girl... I knew this was to good to be true...' *neal starts walking off*
PromoG: *loves me a lot* 'wait wait don't go... I'll buy you a drink'
Neal: *pauses* 'ok I guess'
Long story short, I end up getting two free drinks... It was rad... Then she wanted my contact details... I said no I don't give out my details, but I'll get yours. So I ended up getting her phone number.
Then I wonder over to the Drink and make an Ass of myself infront of Vesna... Clearly a great night
Night out #2
I went to beer gardens... Drank a lot.
Made some asian girl help me chat up other girls... Its kinda blurry.
But I did get free drinks so i was happy.
Posted: Sun - January 16, 2005 at 10:28 AM