Death Mix
What is a bad
mix?
I'll tell you.
Take 2 liters of 40% ethanol and mix it with 8 liters of orange juice.
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I promise the next update will be a how-to on online dating.
I'll tell you.
Take 2 liters of 40% ethanol and mix it with 8 liters of orange juice.
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I promise the next update will be a how-to on online dating.
I was the DJ at a party.
I had my laptop hidden neatly in a drawer and I was controlling it with my phone using 'clicker'. It was very cool.
I had a very good play list.
Around 8p.m. is when everything started going south. I played beer pong, sculled a lot of goon.
I hate goon alot.
Around 9p.m. I had my first liter of death mix. It tasted so bad.
Around 9:30 p.m. I was doing ice luge. Someone pored a liter of death mix on to this ice block. I then drank all of it. Oh it was bad.
Around 10pm I have a beer
Around 10:15 p.m. I have another beer. AT this point my whole face is numb.
Around 10:30p.m. I am having trouble being DJ.
Around 10:31p.m. I walk away and throw up really good.
Around 10:35p.m. some people come around and help me out... Alex and Justin. They give me water... I drink about 8 glasses... At this point in time I am retard.
Around 10:37p.m. I throw up for the second time
Around 10:39p.m. People walk me to my car and crack the back window... I sit in the back alone, i feel naked. Nobody is around to comfort me. Right here I cry on the inside for being single. As the night goes on i drift in and out of sleep. Every-time I wake up I check to make sure I haven't thrown up on myself, and make sure I am still alive (hey i was drunk). I hear people wonder by the car from time to time. I specifically hear someone shout out 'LETS GO CLUBBING'.
Around 3:30a.m. I wake up because its drizzling in threw the open window. I don't want to close it and die of CO2 poisoning. I still feel really drunk. It takes effort to turn the car battery on so I can close the window of the car. I walk inside and find that someone has been taken to hospital because he slipped over and cracked his head REALLY good.
I push stuff off the couch and fall asleep and then wake up at 10a.m. My head hurts A LOT.
I drink about 2 liters of water, and get hot cakes and sausage egg from Maccas.
I watch WWE then drive home at 2p.m.
I make a resolution to NEVER drink any death mix again. I am pretty sure the other 60% was metho or possibly petrol.
From this point forward I am only a beer man.
I had my laptop hidden neatly in a drawer and I was controlling it with my phone using 'clicker'. It was very cool.
I had a very good play list.
Around 8p.m. is when everything started going south. I played beer pong, sculled a lot of goon.
I hate goon alot.
Around 9p.m. I had my first liter of death mix. It tasted so bad.
Around 9:30 p.m. I was doing ice luge. Someone pored a liter of death mix on to this ice block. I then drank all of it. Oh it was bad.
Around 10pm I have a beer
Around 10:15 p.m. I have another beer. AT this point my whole face is numb.
Around 10:30p.m. I am having trouble being DJ.
Around 10:31p.m. I walk away and throw up really good.
Around 10:35p.m. some people come around and help me out... Alex and Justin. They give me water... I drink about 8 glasses... At this point in time I am retard.
Around 10:37p.m. I throw up for the second time
Around 10:39p.m. People walk me to my car and crack the back window... I sit in the back alone, i feel naked. Nobody is around to comfort me. Right here I cry on the inside for being single. As the night goes on i drift in and out of sleep. Every-time I wake up I check to make sure I haven't thrown up on myself, and make sure I am still alive (hey i was drunk). I hear people wonder by the car from time to time. I specifically hear someone shout out 'LETS GO CLUBBING'.
Around 3:30a.m. I wake up because its drizzling in threw the open window. I don't want to close it and die of CO2 poisoning. I still feel really drunk. It takes effort to turn the car battery on so I can close the window of the car. I walk inside and find that someone has been taken to hospital because he slipped over and cracked his head REALLY good.
I push stuff off the couch and fall asleep and then wake up at 10a.m. My head hurts A LOT.
I drink about 2 liters of water, and get hot cakes and sausage egg from Maccas.
I watch WWE then drive home at 2p.m.
I make a resolution to NEVER drink any death mix again. I am pretty sure the other 60% was metho or possibly petrol.
From this point forward I am only a beer man.
Posted: Mon - November 22, 2004 at 08:42 AM