For reasons that only an expert
psychiatrist would be able to deduce, I’m about to leave for
Stockholm having just returned from New York and Washington (DC).
The flight over, to New York, was uneventful, despite flying an
airline I haven’t flown in years:
Continental. I
used my remaining air miles with them to upgrade to Business, an
experience that included, as a special treat, an in-flight
cheeseburger that made me appreciate the culinary craftsmanship of
McDonalds...
New York was, quite literally, legendary. We were staying with
friends on Washington Square, in the exact apartment that was Will
Smith’s in
I Am Legend. The highlight of the trip was
when a tour group stopped outside to be given a quick synopsis of
the movie. I couldn’t resist, and stuck my head out the
window and announced that this was indeed that apartment and that
the owner would be only too happy to show everyone around.. ok, I
exaggerate… I confirmed that this was that appartment, and
that our host (let’s just call him “Brian” for
the sake of preserving his anonymity) was also a legend.
Regrettably, the entire tour group found this all too entertaining,
and “Brian” is now expected to deliver an impromptu
show each time they return.
Serves him right, I say. This is, after all, the same person who,
seeing my roving eye on my
home page, felt that my time would have
been better spent doing something else. Or even doing
nothing.
But in all fairness, we did discover that our legendary host had
hidden a couple of rather nice jazz CDs in Silvia’s suitcase
before we left. Seeing as her suitcase and mine were identical, and
the only way to discriminate between them was on the basis of our
respective tastes in underwear, I can only guess how he figured out
whose was whose...
So anyway, I’m back, just long enough to cut the grass,
outstare the ducks, feed the fish, process a few papers at the
journal, grab a bite to eat, pack, and leave.
Bye, then.