BITCH IS BEAUTIFUL


Got a drive-by "BITCH!" shouted at me this morning. Hallelujah! Thank you for the compliment!



While I was outside today picking up trash and checking out my tulip beds along the side on Kenilworth, a car with several women in it passed, and the women yelled out "BITCH!"

And my response is "B-I-T-C-H, B-I-T-C-H, B-I-T-C-H, and bitch is my name-o."

If reporting criminal activity and working to keep one's neighborhood safe makes one a bitch, well, then, there ought to be prizes for being a bitch!

I know, the "Bitchlitzer Prize."

"World's Greatest Bitch."

"Bitch is Beautiful."

"Bitches of the world unite!"

I should put all of these on t-shirts/hoodies and sell them through my Cafepress.com shop. Would be great to have a big banner hanging in my windows...though I think my landlady might not go for that!

Posted: Sat - April 29, 2006 at 09:54 AM          


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