Satanic possession of domestic animals . . .fact or fiction?


Kitten vs. Kid

. . . I live in the house of many cats . . .8 to be exact . . the situation is the direct result of good-intentioned charity gone horribly awry and of instinctual imperatives .. . adopting one cat in the middle of snowy, icy January . . . a covert female . . . who soon littered four more . . . and the most feral of those avoided capture to spawn two more . . . this is like some body-snatching alien horror movie . . . this morning the Kid decides to cuddle with one of the spawn . . . when the kid leaps up on the couch in response to SpongeBob's ridiculous decision to give Patrick some kind of funky part hat . .the kitten attacks . . with fury and vehemence . . . betraying the kitten's satanic possession . . .damage is inflicted on the Kid's finger . . . we launch a plan to steal holy water from Church of the Visitation and perform our own excorcism ritual . . .actually, I had argued for exorcism in the Hudson River but was denied mandatus curiae by the Wife . . .devil cat survives another day . .

Posted: Tue - August 5, 2003 at 11:03 AM      

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