Granny Has Moved 


She needed more closet space! 

Go to http://www.grannygeek.us

Don't forget to bookmark! 

 

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Wed - December 28, 2005

Big Brother Is Alive And Well And Living In Kansas 


You don't suppose some police will arrest people ONLY to get a DNA sample, do you? 

Persons arrested in Kansas would have their DNA taken by police, by force if necessary, under the provisions of a bill to be filed in the Kansas legislature.

The bill is modeled after a Virginia law, In Virginia, however, if the person is not convicted of a crime, the sample is disposed of.

Brett Shirk, the Executive Director of the ACLU of Kansas and Western Missouri opposes the plan:

"Probably one of the more disturbing things is that taking and storing DNA from people only suspected of crimes undermines the constitutional guarantee of presumptive innocence," he said. "These people haven't been convicted in a court of law, they've only been charged. Unless the police never make mistakes, you're going to be taking DNA samples from some innocent people."

In addition, Shirk stated:

"This would allow the government to take a giant step toward altering the purpose of a DNA database from a criminal investigation to general, population-level surveillance."

Read the details in the Johnson County Sun.


 

Posted at 02:06 PM    

Wed - December 21, 2005

Have Yourself a Tacky Little Christmas #6 


South Springfield 


OK, OK. I confess. The gnomes are Photoshopped. Everthing else, though, is real. 

Posted at 01:22 PM    

Fri - December 16, 2005

Have Yourself a Tacky LIttle Christmas #5 


James River Town Center, south Springfield 

WHERE ARE THE PARENTS? Guess they've gone to do their HOLIDAY SHOPPING at Bass Pro!



 

Posted at 08:42 AM    

Wed - December 14, 2005

Have Yourself a Tacky Little Christmas #4 


Kansas Expressway and Battlefield Road, Springfield 

Our Savior of Perpetual Clutter. Introducing The Little Drummer Boy.
 

Posted at 01:10 PM    

Mon - December 12, 2005

Non-Fat, Vegetarian Dip 


Great with veggies 

This is SO easy. And isn't it time we declared Ranch Dressing DEAD?

I can Black Beans, rinsed and drained
1/2 cup salsa
1 clove garlic
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
1 large carrot
splash of hot sauce, if you like

Toss everything into the food processor and blend until smooth.

Cover and chill for at least an hour.

Makes about 1 1/2 cups.
 

Posted at 08:00 AM    

Fri - December 9, 2005

Have Yourself a Tacky Little Christmas #3 


Sunshine Avenue, across from Bass Pro 

Diversity in Springfield. Here's a cheesy little scene of "An Austrian View of the Nativity." Don't you love the lederhosen?

 

Posted at 08:07 AM    

Wed - December 7, 2005

Tear these signs down 


Do your civic duty 

It's against the law in Springfield to post signs on utility poles. They're a hazard to utility workers.

In addition, they're UGLY. Companies frequently come into Springfield with pickup trucks and post hundreds of signs in a single day. We don't need this clutter!

1-800-GOT-JUNK is headquartered in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. Granny called the company and asked if they posted these signs in downtown Vancouver. "No" was the answer.

Well, if they're not good enough for Vancouver, they're not good enough for Springfield.

If you have any of these beauties in YOUR neighborhood, tear them down!




 

Posted at 07:48 AM    

Mon - December 5, 2005

The Eyes Of Missouri Are Upon You 


The State will monitor the signal from your cell phone 

Missouri has contracted with a private company, the National Engineering Technology Corporation, to monitor thousands of cell phones, starting in Kansas City and St. Louis, to track traffic conditions and report them to the public.


The program charts drivers' relative speed by measuring the time between the intermittent signals that cell phones send to towers along a stretch of road. The info is overlaid with highway maps to determine where the phones are and how fast they are moving. Supposedly, the information is is stripped of personal ID and serial numbers.


This is a leap forward in our nation," said Missouri Department of Transportation Director Pete Rahn, minutes before the Highways and Transportation Commission's unanimous vote to authorize the contract. "No other department of transportation will be able to keep the users of their system as well informed."


The pesky folks at the Electronic Privacy Information Center (EPIC) say that we consumers should have the right to opt into this public service. Lillie Coney, the Associate Director said, "Missouri may be creating a base for a new industry on the shoulders of the taxpayers."


Granny especially likes this provision in the contract:

"Under the terms of the $6.2 million, two-year contract, NET will wholly own the information and is free to sell it to outside vendors that could profit from offering just-in-time travel updates. The government has no authority to monitor where the information ends up, but Hillis said that after two years, the state may enter a revenue-sharing agreement with NET."


Oh, well, I guess we just have to trust them when they say that the information will be gathered and stored without any tracking information. After all, if you're not doing anything wrong, you shouldn't be at all concerned that your movements are being monitored . Isn't that right?  

Posted at 08:26 AM    

Thu - December 1, 2005

Have Yourself A Tacky Little Christmas #3 


Republic Road In Springfield 

Springfield has a motley assortment of cheesy, poorly painted nativity figures, scattered all over town.

This beauty is sporting a new look this year.

LAST YEAR, WHEN JESUS WAS A BLOND, AMERICAN KID:



THIS YEAR:

 

Posted at 02:49 PM    

Don't pick your nose in public! 


Tips on suspicious behavior from the US Air Force 

Well, it's finally happened. The military has come up with a list of suspicious activities. As a result, ALL OF US ARE GUILTY.

Here's part of of the list:

*People recording or monitoring activities. This may include the use of cameras (either still or video), note taking, drawing diagrams, annotating on maps, or using binoculars or other vision-enhancing devices.

*People purchasing or stealing explosives, weapons, ammunition, detonators, timers, etc.

*People moving around from place to place without any apparent purpose and doing it, perhaps, many times.

*People who don’t seem to belong in the workplace, neighborhood, business establishment, or anywhere else.

*People who seem out of place standing by at a certain location as if waiting for something to happen.


Read more at the Air Force's "EAGLE EYES" web site.  

Posted at 09:50 AM    






















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