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function getHaloscanJavascript() {
var haloscanJavascript = '';
document.write(haloscanJavascript);
}
function getCommentsCode(entryUUID) {
var commentsCode = '';
document.write(commentsCode);
}
function getAdsenseCode() {
var adsenseCode = '';
document.write(adsenseCode);
}
function getNextEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 0; i < entryUUIDsList.length -1; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i+1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Next ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getPreviousEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 1; i < entryUUIDsList.length; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i-1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Previous ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID) {
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for(var i = 0; i < entryCategoryUUIDPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i] == entryUUID) {
return(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'Granny Geek';
document.write(blogName);
}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C1980060998","Way Cool","C1567510125","Signs and Wonders","C962920264","Springfield, Missouri","C2074052256","ACLU Answering Machine","C689494986","Yum!","C1720772049","Quote for Today","C1823190254","Second Opinions","C548937041","On the Road","C40798072","Know Your Rights","C1528208335","Stuff","C149655996","unfiled","C146015194","Free WiFi");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'December 2005';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '139';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'ACLU Answering Machine: 4
Free WiFi: 2
Know Your Rights: 15
On the Road: 6
Quote for Today: 14
Second Opinions: 9
Signs and Wonders: 7
Springfield, Missouri: 17
Stuff: 34
Way Cool: 20
Yum!: 11
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
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for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' ACLU Answering Machine
Free WiFi
Know Your Rights
On the Road
Quote for Today
Second Opinions
Signs and Wonders
Springfield, Missouri
Stuff
Way Cool
Yum!
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' ACLU Answering Machine Free WiFi Know Your Rights On the Road Quote for Today Second Opinions Signs and Wonders Springfield, Missouri Stuff Way Cool Yum! ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' ACLU Answering Machine
Free WiFi
Know Your Rights
On the Road
Quote for Today
Second Opinions
Signs and Wonders
Springfield, Missouri
Stuff
Way Cool
Yum!
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' ACLU Answering Machine Free WiFi Know Your Rights On the Road Quote for Today Second Opinions Signs and Wonders Springfield, Missouri Stuff Way Cool Yum! ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' ACLU Answering Machine
Free WiFi
Know Your Rights
On the Road
Quote for Today
Second Opinions
Signs and Wonders
Springfield, Missouri
Stuff
Way Cool
Yum!
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' ACLU Answering Machine Free WiFi Know Your Rights On the Road Quote for Today Second Opinions Signs and Wonders Springfield, Missouri Stuff Way Cool Yum! ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getArchiveCategories() {
var categories = 'ACLU Answering Machine
Free WiFi
Know Your Rights
On the Road
Quote for Today
Second Opinions
Signs and Wonders
Springfield, Missouri
Stuff
Way Cool
Yum!
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'ACLU Answering Machine Free WiFi Know Your Rights On the Road Quote for Today Second Opinions Signs and Wonders Springfield, Missouri Stuff Way Cool Yum! ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = 'ACLU Answering Machine
Free WiFi
Know Your Rights
On the Road
Quote for Today
Second Opinions
Signs and Wonders
Springfield, Missouri
Stuff
Way Cool
Yum!
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'ACLU Answering Machine Free WiFi Know Your Rights On the Road Quote for Today Second Opinions Signs and Wonders Springfield, Missouri Stuff Way Cool Yum! ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
var categories = 'ACLU Answering Machine
Free WiFi
Know Your Rights
On the Road
Quote for Today
Second Opinions
Signs and Wonders
Springfield, Missouri
Stuff
Way Cool
Yum!
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'ACLU Answering Machine Free WiFi Know Your Rights On the Road Quote for Today Second Opinions Signs and Wonders Springfield, Missouri Stuff Way Cool Yum! ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'Gay J Revi';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeedbackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = 'gayrevi@mac.com';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}