Here are ten things that I may or may not write about in the future:

1. Why the Thai Police have the tightest uniforms
   Well they do and I have a theory, but I guess I need to collect some photographic evidence first.
   
   
2. Thai policing methods
   Thank the Lord for the British bobby.
   
   
3. Government attempts to clean up Thailand
   Not a long term initiative, more for the forthcoming APEC conference.
   
   
4. Dogs
   Why are there so many of the bloody things?
   
   
5. More Taxi stories
   Like being dropped off at the wrong place at night time, and reversing along a four lane motorway to get to the petrol station.
   
   
6. Ladyboys
   Why blokes never see them, but women always do.
   
   
7. Useful Thai phrases
   Everything you need to know about cow pat.
   
   
8. The BBC
   Is marvellous.
   
   
9. Security guards
   Have guard, will whistle.
   
   
10. The plants on our balcony
    Don't know what they are, but they look good.

Posted on 25 September 2003.

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