These posts include many originally intended to appear on the faustrollwritesthewrongs blog at Today.com when I was committed to a SEO campaign to capture the market on readers looking to read about insignificant penises or celebrating the daily second amendment body count.
Unlike many bloggers, I apparently have no inner resources and am often heavily bored, so I can keep focused with my eyes on the prize, primarily because there is no prize and choosing between the red and blue pills is about as important as choosing between cheese grits with red eye gravy and cream of wheat with butter and maple syrup before heading out to a dead-end job that only pays the bills with a little left over for absinthe and ether.
If I wanted to be paid to write, I'd wear my scarlet A so everyone knew exactly what they were reading. As it turns out, I don't care if you ever figure out what you're reading. Doesn't matter to me. Does it matter to you?