Elio Emiliano Ligi's Uncommon Sense

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Tue - January 6, 2009

I'm still chipping away at it...

At some point, I will hose everything in my sites folders at Apple and hope that Google will eventually come around to the realization that I am only an insignificant ort in the universe of eaters of orts who also know that Google sucks (not even big time), along with all the social networking sites that still haven't come to the realization that the kinder and gentler American that George Herbert Hoover Walker Bush (King Stupid the First) talked about was based on a concept of linkage that did not involve casings from pig intestines and ground meat combined with a secret combination of herbs and spices.

Posted at 04:49 PM Imagine It All

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Sat - December 20, 2008

OMP is now officially moved and gone from here

The few who are still dropping by have noticed I am not paying much attention to this site anymore. Lifli appears to have pulled the plugged on support to iBlog, and I've been doing most of daily posts over at Maggie's Farm where I they love my work, a dollar a day's worth. The One Minute President is now located here, at least until I get the domain hosting issues resolved. The channel links should eventually lead to the proper locations..

Posted at 04:34 PM Imagine It All

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Wed - December 10, 2008

I have way too many posts on this blog

I thought it was going to be easy to just move shit from one domain to another, but it appears that my genetic lack of discipline coupled with a complete clueless approach to version control by Lifli and iBlog suggests that I will have to maintain this sack of shit site for more months than originally planned.

Be forewarned, however, that when I start wiping out the files on the Apple servers, links will be even more terribly broken than they are today.

Posted at 05:28 PM Imagine It All

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Mon - November 24, 2008

One Minute President on iBlog is about to disappear...

I've been testing the iWeb version that is located on one of my domains, and it appears to be fairly stable and much more user-friendly than the one currently under the categories section on Uncommon Sense. Eventually, anyone typing oneminutepresident.com into the address field in a browser will end up at this page. Right now, you find yourself at this page, which will eventually be located at uncommonlysensible.com.

Posted at 05:37 PM Imagine It All

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Thu - November 20, 2008

The One Minute President is now available in a new spiffier presentation

I used iWeb to fix the presentation for the One Minute President, and I am using Sandvox and iWeb to move the rest of the content presently in iBlog to new locations on retired Intertube to Nowhere visionary Ted "I'm Innocent " Stevens.

Posted at 05:46 PM Imagine It All

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Thu - November 6, 2008

Bush ponders options after Obama rejects pardon deal

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Posted at 08:46 PM Imagine It All

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Tue - November 4, 2008

No sooner do I decide to pull the plug on this Schiavo of a blog...

...than I develop a digital itch in my rectum that requires InterWeb massage and finger wiggling. I'm beginning to sense that Demopublicans are about to take total control of the NOMF™, and it does not sit well with my immune system.

Posted at 05:46 PM Imagine It All

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Change is on the way

I am now blogging daily at Dr. Faustroll Writes the Wrongs. You can also find more of Dr. Faustroll at Smoke Signals, both in the Ask Docter Faustaroll column and in the Communiations Section. The site you are currently on is the process of being redesigned and parceled out to other domains. The first spin-off should be the complete electronic version of The One Minute President to ONEMINUTEPRESIDENT.COM.

Posted at 11:17 AM Imagine It All

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Sat - November 1, 2008

Terrorists attack Sarah Palin by phone

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New Media Desk
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Posted at 04:31 PM Imagine It All

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Thu - October 30, 2008

McCain Insiders Allege Obama Dirty Tricks in Palin Pick

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Posted at 02:02 PM Imagine It All

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Mon - October 20, 2008

Liberal media throws support to McCain

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Posted at 10:24 PM Imagine It All

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Sun - October 19, 2008

Ed, Bob, and Fred join McCain/Palin team

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Posted at 10:25 PM Imagine It All

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Thu - October 16, 2008

McCain should replace Palin with Joe the Plumber

They both appear to be equally qualified to step in when McCain's facelift fails and his skull explodes over the teleprompter.

Posted at 03:42 PM Imagine It All

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Sun - October 12, 2008

I can't believe Opus is dying...

Berke Breathed I could understand. People die all the time. Take collateral damage. Puhleeze. But comic characters are not supposed to perish. I can think of dozens that have thus far outlived their creators.

Posted at 04:04 PM Imagine It All

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Sat - October 11, 2008

Palin calls Obama a blood-sucking abortionist

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Posted at 05:41 PM Imagine It All

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Fri - October 10, 2008

Bush reassures NOMF that Democrats are to blame for economic meltdown

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Posted at 03:54 PM Imagine It All

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Thu - October 9, 2008

Bush administration rushes to reprivatize banking industry

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Posted at 11:40 AM Imagine It All

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Wed - October 8, 2008

No voter left behind

Every time I try to improve my outlook on life and get back to cynicism, I read something that makes me understand why God created razors and wrists.

Posted at 03:10 AM Imagine It All

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Mon - October 6, 2008

Peter Sellers is pissing his winding sheet

I just read this hilarious Reuters piece about French Foreign Minister Ashton Kucher who suffers from Clouseau syndrome. I am sharing the text with you point out that we're all going to Ell in Anand Basquiat. Fool me once, and all that. Happy Tennessee.

Posted at 05:45 PM Imagine It All

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Sun - October 5, 2008

Sarah Palin has an annoying voice

She was a communications major, right, and former journalista? McCain should ask Tina Fey to replace the Alaskan bimbo on the ticket. Hell, even that dumb blonde from Cold Case sounds more intelligent than Ms. Palin.

Posted at 04:57 PM Imagine It All

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Fri - October 3, 2008

Really? People watched The Plagiarizer debate the Tina Fey impersonator?

I didn't. I watched Flags of our Fathers. It was schmaltzy, sure, and the soundtrack reminded me of Unforgiven, but it was not nearly as big a waste of my time as lining up at the Gwen Ifell Memorial showers and having to endure horse exhaust issued by two of the most boring people you'd ever want to meet. Moreover, the rest of the world, the part that matters, probably tuned in and laughed its Islamic ass off.

Palin reminds me of my mother. One of these days I'll tell you about my mother, probably like the character in Blade Runner, who clearly understood what Palin has earned by living within 50x optics of the former Soviet Union on a clear day. Did no one ever inform her that the nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) purchased the soil she appears to believe has been owned by Republicans since the time of Christ?

Of course, the liberal media and the Al Franqen mob is also unclear on the concept of ordinary humans finding ordinary political structures offensive and demeaning. I still argue that if you vote, you have no right to complain about what is going on.

Posted at 02:17 PM Imagine It All

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Thu - October 2, 2008

McCain retreats from Michigan

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Posted at 02:15 PM Imagine It All

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Wed - October 1, 2008

Is this piece of shit dead?

If not, why not?

Posted at 05:07 PM Imagine It All

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What? What?

My given name means Spearchucker, which may explain why I have an affinity for niggers, even upwardly mobile ones. Niggers who have already arrived, of course, offend me, like their jive ass honkey masters. They are not real niggers. They are pretend niggers, like Jesse Jackson, Spike Lee, and Russell Crowe. I never really did the thing with Frank Stanford, but his nigger epic, The Battlefield Where the Moon Says I Love You has some of the best nigger poetry I've ever read out loud.

Posted at 04:50 PM Imagine It All

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Tue - September 30, 2008

Couric struts her stuff in Palin interview

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Posted at 10:19 PM Imagine It All

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Mon - September 29, 2008

Dow plummets 777 to avoid an obvious satanic reference

Let me show you something. I got your outrage right here. This is what I found when I sent e-mail to Wanking Hank Paulson to tell him what I thought about his paying off himself and his buddies for their wonderful performance during the past several years.

Posted at 09:34 PM Imagine It All

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Come on Pants

Tell me if I'm hallucinating. I swear that Nancy Pelosi is related to Jack Palance. Do you think she can do a one-handed pushup?

Do you think it matters?

Posted at 05:57 PM Imagine It All

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Nancy Pelosi says "We Did All We Could"

Bailout is avoided, despite bisexual effort.

Posted at 05:28 PM Imagine It All

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New Best-Selling Memoir: Money Dearest

I told you so, I told you so. Hell, I was offering bumper stickers calling for the impeachment of both the Bush yahoos before their inaugurations, and here it's like, wow, dude, how did this happen? Where were the regulators? Right where you elected them, bozos.

Posted at 02:43 PM Imagine It All

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Bush says Dems brainwashed his party

GOP bails on bailout despite First Idiotic demands

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Posted at 01:14 PM Imagine It All

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Looking around the house that my wife and I built...

Bush says Democrats want to wipe out 401K and equity value

Bush Administration agrees to limit executive bailout bonuses to phone tips by taxpayers

Palin puts out for world leaders...

Palin chides Biden for not knowing that Hoover caused great depression

Fubar Bush blames Michael Moore for Economic crisis

Let's see if I got this right...

Irrational Exuberance Wins Out!

McCain blasts reports of promise to die during first 100 days

When did Tina Fey become a pundit?