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Sun - April 1, 2001PRETZEL STOCKS FALL; BUSH BUMBLES ONGene
Ionesco
Absurd Commentator Pataphysical Muse Service Posted at 06:20 AM Read More You're It! | Mon - April 23, 2001CONDIT ADMITS TO AFFAIR WITH MISSING SURPLUSby UNCOMMON SENSE
Dewitt Clinton, Inane Analyst The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic August 23, 2001 08:21:36PM Posted at 09:02 PM Read More You're It! | Thu - May 31, 2001FBI PLANS TO REMOVE MCVEIGH'S TONGUEUnforgiven: McVeigh Claims Kinship With
Yahweh
Yossarian Universal News Service May 31 2001 9:32PM Posted at 09:02 PM Read More You're It! | DNA PROVES CLINTON SODOMIZED KEYBOARDSBy Rev. Darwin D.
Grimm
The Church of the Oven of Peace All The News To Give You Fits Yossarian Universal News Service May 31 2001 9:32PM Posted at 09:02 PM Read More You're It! | BUSH TWINS SUSPECTS IN FATAL CRASHBy Marshall
Proust
The March of Mimes All The News To Give You Fits Yossarian Universal News Service May 31 2001 9:32PM Posted at 09:02 PM Read More You're It! | UNFORGIVEN: MCVEIGH CLAIMS KINSHIP WITH YAHWEHYossarian Universal News Service
May 31 2001 9:32PM Posted at 09:02 PM Read More You're It! | Tue - June 5, 2001NAZI SEASON REOPENS IN PARAGUAYby Dr. Faustroll
The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge and Laudromat All The News To Give You Fits June 5, 2001 7:16PM Posted at 09:02 PM Read More You're It! | Wed - June 6, 2001MCVEIGH’S CORPSE TO APPEALBy Dick Nada
All The News To Give You Fits The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic June 6, 2001 11:59PM Posted at 09:02 PM Read More You're It! | Thu - June 7, 2001ASHCROFT PROCLAIMS SYSTEM IS INNOCENTby Theodore Kachingsky
All The News To Give You Fits The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic June 7, 2001 11:59PM Posted at 09:02 PM Read More You're It! | Fri - June 8, 2001ASHCROFT VOWS TO PROSECUTE HARRISBy Darwin D.
Grimm
All The News To Give You Fits The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic June 8, 2001 05:29AM Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | BUSH GIVES BILLIONS TO NEGROESBy Melena
Curie
Principal Investigator The Doctor Joe Louis Pasture Instritute The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic June 8, 2001 05:29AM Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Sat - June 9, 2001LIKE FATHER LIKE SONby Jeffrey Dahmer
The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic June 9, 2001 08:41PM Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | RASHEED WALLACE IS EJECTED AGAINBy Leo
Durocher
All The News To Give You Fits The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic June 9, 2001 08:41PM Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | BUSH NAMES WALLACE SPECIAL ENVOYby Elizabeth Diane Downs
The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic June 9, 2001 08:41PM Posted at 09:02 PM Read More You're It! | Mon - June 11, 2001FLEETWOOD MAC MEMBER EXECUTED IN ERRORby Robert Kling
All The News To Give You Fits The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic June 11, 2001 12:14:01AM Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | CONDOM SEARCH FINDS BODIESby John Deckard
The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic July 11, 2001 07:11PM Posted at 09:02 PM Read More You're It! | BUSH BLAMES GORE FOR ECONOMIC WOESby Rafshan Hashemi Ben-Khesi
Stress Management for Indentured Servants The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic June 11, 2001 09:02PM Posted at 09:02 PM Read More You're It! | Tue - June 12, 2001CHERNENKO SUSPECT IN MCVEIGH ESCAPEby Idi Amin Dada
The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic June 12, 2001 04:22PM Posted at 09:02 PM Read More You're It! | MCVEIGH LAST WORDS MOON AUDIENCEBy Spuds
Terkel
The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic June 12, 2001 04:22PM Posted at 09:02 PM Read More You're It! | Thu - June 14, 2001HONEYMOONING BUSHby Sylvia Plath
The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic June 14, 2001 07:55PM Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | |
