Bingo! America dumbs up!
Clicking around last night, I found this entry at the return of the son of Kill Ugly
Radio, which contains links to some vintage FZ arguments against
religious freedomocracy. You know, about the difference between kneeling down
and bending over?
It also points out that the reason religious and political fundamentalists go after popular kulchur is that their kids don't read, which makes the poor ignorant pubescent yard hogs particularly susceptible to Barry Manilow and Britney Spears and Barrack Obama...
It also points out that the reason religious and political fundamentalists go after popular kulchur is that their kids don't read, which makes the poor ignorant pubescent yard hogs particularly susceptible to Barry Manilow and Britney Spears and Barrack Obama...
But today, I find hope through the liberal media in
this cockle-warming story about how America has
progressed up or down the intelligence ladder from completely illiterate
knuckle-scraping morons to misguided Yahoos in a mere 23 years. Talk about a
refutation of Darwin's theory of evolution. Only the Hand of God could have
intervened to turn a nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) into a nation of
Oprah-induced Bible believers in that short a time period. Way to go God. I
can't wait to see Your next trick. Will it involve a economic stimulus
package?
I particularly love this paragraph, which sums up my view on the supreme kulchural literacy and total lack of a sense of irony that typifies the NOMF and the liberal media that feeds it:
"Finally, they may not agree on candidates, but one thing that brings together partisans is their favorite book. For Republicans, Democrats and Independents, the top two books are the same — the Bible followed by "Gone With the Wind."
It makes me want to cream on God's genes. And, oh yeah, as Frank might misguidedly exhort from whatever meaningless place he resides in these days: "Don't forget to register to vote."
I particularly love this paragraph, which sums up my view on the supreme kulchural literacy and total lack of a sense of irony that typifies the NOMF and the liberal media that feeds it:
"Finally, they may not agree on candidates, but one thing that brings together partisans is their favorite book. For Republicans, Democrats and Independents, the top two books are the same — the Bible followed by "Gone With the Wind."
It makes me want to cream on God's genes. And, oh yeah, as Frank might misguidedly exhort from whatever meaningless place he resides in these days: "Don't forget to register to vote."
Posted: Wed - April 9, 2008 at 06:05 AM
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