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Wed - March 31, 2004Comments seem to be workingAnd I've added the Babelfish translation
tool for the hell of it. I have no idea how accurate the translations are, but
how could it matter on a parody news and disinformation blog? It's not like
someone would go to war over falsified information and faulty translations, is
it?
Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Tue - April 13, 2004Blogging is a little like rowboat tourismI've been on this planet for 57
years, and what I see in the rearview mirror is the future, which is the
peculiar benefit one derives from rowing through life while everyone else jogs
or drives.
Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | More One Minute President available in the OMP archiveHmmm. Looks like I'll need to reverse
order the dates to get the links to sort in the right order on the list
page.
Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Wed - April 14, 2004Well, this IS sort of a perverse of fun, ain't it?Copyright © 2004, Faustroll,
Ligi, and
Associates.
You want the roof? You can't tear off the roof. Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Fri - April 16, 2004A woman scorned...What if it's not the Mahdi Army, or
Arnie's Army, but Martha's Army who's behind the latest uprisings in Iraq? It's
curious, don't you think, that Ms. Stewart's travails have completely vanished
from the "liberal media" as the violence and mayhem sparked by persistent
shortages in tea cozies and floral centerpieces has resulted in more coalition
of the bilious casualties than took place BEFORE the First Idiot declared
Mission Accomplished, smiling as he fondled his codpiece, cutting off hazardous
duty pay just as the going got tough...
Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Sun - April 18, 2004Wed - April 21, 2004The Daily Show ExperienceMy old friend Dr. Faustroll committed suicide upon
becoming an anchor on that board, and my good buddy OsamabinLaden got banned
during a prolonged buttfucking contest involving NRA members, goats, and Young
Republicans. I post there under the name of SleeperCell.
Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Mon - April 26, 2004More old stuff posted to the ZNet Interactive ArchivesIf you want good taste and gently
rational coercion, look elsewhere. 2001 was a very good year for predicting
exactly where we find our ludicrous selves today.
Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Tue - April 27, 2004YOU KNOW THINGS ARE REALLY GETTING WEIRD WHEN THE ARMY CLOSES THE SKI RESORTSApparently Ronald McRumsfeld's just
in time approach to military planning, coupled with the basic unwillingness of
Iraqis to kiss American ass is about to pose a real danger for late season ski
bums.
Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Wed - April 28, 2004RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM A RANDOM MINDLately, I've been dreaming that Lenny
Bruce sends me e-mail from Heaven. He says he is bored. He says he wants out. He
says he should have read more Mark Twain and way the fuck less civil law. I
remember seeing this posting on monster.com for a comedy writer with no taste,
and suddenly it dawns on me that Lenny is so desperate to get out of heaven he
is advertising on the Internet for a ghost writer to get God's little
middle-managers pissed off enough to send him straight to Hell, which is all a
decent person can expect from life, but life rarely lives up to your
expectations.
Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Fri - May 7, 2004Connect the dotsI half expected old Rummy to trot out
the Ronald Reagan defense of amiable infirmity. "Am I sorry that these horrible
things happened?" I could hear him say, "My goodness, you know I am. And should
I have told everyone sooner what was going on? Well, of course, I should have,
and I would have, except my hearing isn't what it used to be. I could have swore
those boys told me there had been some complaints about some soldier amusing the
prisoners. And I thought, well what's wrong with
that?"
Whatever this hubbub around Ronald C. McRumsfeld is all about, it has nothing to do with prisoner abuse. This administration has been arrogant, belligerent, and aggressive since Fubar and the rule of law crew screwed up the world and nine months later produced a spectacular failed opportunity for change on 911. Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Wed - May 12, 2004OMP BEING TRANSFERRED FROM AOL TO HEREI need a break from trying to find
humor in what the current gang of White House clowns is doing in its attempt to
make us into an All War All the Time bad news network, so I'm going to spend
some time rescuing the online version of The One Minute President from the Eric
Arthur Blair member site on AOL and begin posting it here.
Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Sun - May 16, 2004Wed - May 19, 2004My cover's been blown...Apparently someone is upset about my
using Yo' Mama bin Ligi in my mailing address and has begun a massive postcard
bombing campaign designed to teach me a lesson.
Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Today was too weird to even make stuff upI posted two more chapters of OMP for
you presidential hopefuls, but no matter how hard I tried I couldn't make the
story about Six Flags Over Al Kut any stranger and funnier than the original
source. Read it
yourself.
U.S. park project aims to replace militia's guns with tools Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Fri - May 21, 2004Stay the Same Old Corpse!The more I hear from the current
First Idiot, the more I'm reminded of his father, King Stupid I, founder of the
New World Order in which the enemies of the American Way are to be dealt with by
shooting them through with thousands of points of light, and these memories do
not invoke in me a sense of optimism about the future. The mainstream press in
the New World Order appears to have embraced the idea of being The Fourth Estate
and signed on like fresh brown shirt recruits in the never-ending war against
reason with a few rare exceptions, most of whom work for Al
Jazeera.
Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Tue - May 25, 2004Putting it back togetherIt's going to take a couple of days to
restore the site after a mysterious bit of weather related damage to iBlog's
application data folders.
Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Thu - May 27, 2004Almost fully recovered from the hose jobThat's what I get for not keeping enough
back-ups, typing in a specific northwest electrical storm, and saying nasty
things about the gods. Even gods that do not exist will conspire to teach your
sorry ass a lesson if you get too uppity. These imaginary gods have only one
purpose in the cosmos and that is to stir up the shit so that it composts
properly. The universe is a huge composting toilet and we are not even the grade
A turds.
Posted at 09:01 PM Read More You're It! | Fri - May 28, 2004TOMORROW OR THE DAY AFTERIt's been nearly a week repairing and
reconstructing after absolute corruption of a few hundred entries and the
failure to maintain a reliable set of back-up files. The back-up is now routine,
and if all goes well, I will upload a new improved version tomorrow evening.
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