Change is on the way
I am now blogging daily at Dr. Faustroll Writes the
Wrongs. You can also find more of Dr. Faustroll at Smoke
Signals, both in the Ask Docter Faustaroll column and in the
Communiations Section. The site you are currently on is the process of being
redesigned and parceled out to other domains. The first spin-off should be the
complete electronic version of The One Minute President to ONEMINUTEPRESIDENT.COM.
The current mac.com url will eventually become a
collection of original photography, music, and podcasts with an index of links
to DRFAUSTROLL.COM,
YUYNE1.COM, and the
eventual home from EEL's Uncommon Sense (EELsUS) at UNCOMMONLYSENSIBLE.COM.
The reasons for this imaginary change are totally imaginary. Lifli's support of iBlog has grown increasingly erratic (to nonexistent), and I've been playing around with several other packages. This site is totally fubar and difficult for visitors to negotiate, particularly because many of the links have disappeared from Ted Steven's Intertube to Nowhere, despite all of Sarah Palin's efforts to make the communication process accessible to developmentally disabled persons who are not of the current presidential persuasion.
The blog at Today.com pays me wages that workers at Maggie's Farm were grumbling about nearly 30 years ago, and it gives me a chance to try to reach out to the more intelligence-challenged citizens of the NOMF™ without immediately offending them with my total disdain for propriety, contempt for social order, and appreciation of obscenity as the way in which God makes Itself known to man. I still use fuck over there on occasion, but I spend more time coming up with deviously creative analogies (get the pun?) to slip one past the ancestors of the colonists (get that one too?) so that the average American idiot at Google or Reddit or Crave won't immediately put my site into hyperhide mode.
Traffic here has dropped as precipitously as the value of my 401K, with the only frequent visitors appearing to be potential employers who haven't been employing me lately. This makes it difficult to maintain even a positive this-sports-cup-is-half-full attitude after coming home from a hard day of collecting discarded deposit bottles and cans from the roadside. I know most of you have it a lot worse than I do, but I don't really give a shit about that, just like you don't really give a shit about me. That's the American Way, after all. Americans are notoriously opposed to the idea of sharing the wealth. You've been following the McCain campaign, haven't you?
In checking the older posts on EEL'sUS, in addition to bad links, I just found lots of sub-par stuff, even for me. So the new sites will collect what I consider the best of this literary terroristic shit and present it in a manner more akin than kind, to besmirch the bumbling bard. I will try more to "act my age" and write the kind of drivel that senior citizens are expected to write, although with some sarcasm, the ultimate weapon against the usual dumbass. You know who you are.
So that's the word from the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge, and Laundromat. Take care, be swell, and keep on hunting down those evil ones. You know who they are. (HINT: See the previous paragraph)
Your pal,
Dr. Faustroll, pataphysician
The reasons for this imaginary change are totally imaginary. Lifli's support of iBlog has grown increasingly erratic (to nonexistent), and I've been playing around with several other packages. This site is totally fubar and difficult for visitors to negotiate, particularly because many of the links have disappeared from Ted Steven's Intertube to Nowhere, despite all of Sarah Palin's efforts to make the communication process accessible to developmentally disabled persons who are not of the current presidential persuasion.
The blog at Today.com pays me wages that workers at Maggie's Farm were grumbling about nearly 30 years ago, and it gives me a chance to try to reach out to the more intelligence-challenged citizens of the NOMF™ without immediately offending them with my total disdain for propriety, contempt for social order, and appreciation of obscenity as the way in which God makes Itself known to man. I still use fuck over there on occasion, but I spend more time coming up with deviously creative analogies (get the pun?) to slip one past the ancestors of the colonists (get that one too?) so that the average American idiot at Google or Reddit or Crave won't immediately put my site into hyperhide mode.
Traffic here has dropped as precipitously as the value of my 401K, with the only frequent visitors appearing to be potential employers who haven't been employing me lately. This makes it difficult to maintain even a positive this-sports-cup-is-half-full attitude after coming home from a hard day of collecting discarded deposit bottles and cans from the roadside. I know most of you have it a lot worse than I do, but I don't really give a shit about that, just like you don't really give a shit about me. That's the American Way, after all. Americans are notoriously opposed to the idea of sharing the wealth. You've been following the McCain campaign, haven't you?
In checking the older posts on EEL'sUS, in addition to bad links, I just found lots of sub-par stuff, even for me. So the new sites will collect what I consider the best of this literary terroristic shit and present it in a manner more akin than kind, to besmirch the bumbling bard. I will try more to "act my age" and write the kind of drivel that senior citizens are expected to write, although with some sarcasm, the ultimate weapon against the usual dumbass. You know who you are.
So that's the word from the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge, and Laundromat. Take care, be swell, and keep on hunting down those evil ones. You know who they are. (HINT: See the previous paragraph)
Your pal,
Dr. Faustroll, pataphysician
Posted: Tue - November 4, 2008 at 11:17 AM
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