All the News To Give You Fits

Wed - December 10, 2008

I have way too many posts on this blog

I thought it was going to be easy to just move shit from one domain to another, but it appears that my genetic lack of discipline coupled with a complete clueless approach to version control by Lifli and iBlog suggests that I will have to maintain this sack of shit site for more months than originally planned.

Be forewarned, however, that when I start wiping out the files on the Apple servers, links will be even more terribly broken than they are today.

Posted at 05:28 PM Imagine it all

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Mon - November 24, 2008

One Minute President on iBlog is about to disappear...

I've been testing the iWeb version that is located on one of my domains, and it appears to be fairly stable and much more user-friendly than the one currently under the categories section on Uncommon Sense. Eventually, anyone typing oneminutepresident.com into the address field in a browser will end up at this page. Right now, you find yourself at this page, which will eventually be located at uncommonlysensible.com.

Posted at 05:37 PM Imagine it all

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Thu - November 6, 2008

Bush ponders options after Obama rejects pardon deal

Geraldine Fordarro
Clemency Desk
Imaginary Media Press Syndicate
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Posted at 08:46 PM Imagine it all

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Sat - November 1, 2008

Terrorists attack Sarah Palin by phone

Alexander Graham Cracker
New Media Desk
Pataphysical Information Media Press Syndicate
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Posted at 04:31 PM Imagine it all

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Thu - October 30, 2008

McCain Insiders Allege Obama Dirty Tricks in Palin Pick

Rob Roy Novak
Four-Star Douchebag of Liberty, Retired
Pataphysical Reality Information Cooperative Knowlegebase Service
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Posted at 02:02 PM Imagine it all

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Mon - October 20, 2008

Liberal media throws support to McCain

Beth Hymens
Al Franqen Spokesthingie
Metempsychotic Imaginary Press Service
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Posted at 10:24 PM Imagine it all

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Sun - October 19, 2008

Ed, Bob, and Fred join McCain/Palin team

Billy Randolph Hurt
Imaginary Anger Desk
Pataphysical Reality Independent News Service
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Posted at 10:25 PM Imagine it all

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Sat - October 11, 2008

Palin calls Obama a blood-sucking abortionist

Happy Rockefeller
Family Planning Desk
Terrestrial Interplanetary Terrorist Syndicated Universal Press
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Posted at 05:41 PM Imagine it all

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Fri - October 10, 2008

Bush reassures NOMF that Democrats are to blame for economic meltdown

Vince Forester
Modern Role Model
Pataphysically Assisted Suicide Hotline
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Posted at 03:54 PM Imagine it all

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Thu - October 9, 2008

Bush administration rushes to reprivatize banking industry

Artie Lemming-Laffer
Phynancial Pharmacology Desk
Imaginary News Universal Information Terrorists
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Posted at 11:40 AM Imagine it all

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Thu - October 2, 2008

McCain retreats from Michigan

Noah Confidence
Strategic Specialist for Battleground States
Pataphysical Independent Poopadoodle Imaginary News Syndicate
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Posted at 02:15 PM Imagine it all

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Tue - September 30, 2008

Couric struts her stuff in Palin interview

Edward Armurrow
Impotent Media Critic
Imaginary News Knob Gnawing Naughty Universal Service
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Posted at 10:19 PM Imagine it all

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Mon - September 29, 2008

Bush says Dems brainwashed his party

GOP bails on bailout despite First Idiotic demands

Patrick Pallson
Necronomic Investment Specialist
Pataphysical Symbionese Liberation News Syndicate
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Posted at 01:14 PM Imagine it all

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Wed - September 24, 2008

Bush Administration agrees to limit executive bailout bonuses to phone tips by taxpayers

Sarah Palin
Bimbo Desk
Metempsychotic Universal News Group
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Posted at 01:31 PM Imagine it all

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Tue - September 23, 2008

Palin puts out for world leaders...

Lawrence Flintlock
Give Me A Break Desk
Imaginary News and Entertainment Syndicate
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Posted at 08:09 PM Imagine it all

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Palin chides Biden for not knowing that Hoover caused great depression

Rush Limpwrist Huffenpuff
NOMF™ Nowhere Desk
Imaginary Problem Sequential Intergalactic Digital Information Xenophobic Instantaneous Transporter
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Posted at 05:26 PM Imagine it all

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Fubar Bush blames Michael Moore for Economic crisis

First Idiot calls for worldwide bipartisan cooperation to hunt down and capture documentary terrorist

Albert "Fats" Camouflage
Wholly Owned Subsidiary Desk
Imaginary News Service
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Posted at 02:00 PM Imagine it all

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