Bush ponders options after Obama rejects pardon deal
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Clemency Desk
Imaginary Media Press Syndicate
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Clemency Desk
Imaginary Media Press Syndicate
0411062008AFWFU09583101PMS
LINCOLN MEMORIAL (IMPS)
— President Bush blamed Democrats on Thursday for the drubbing Republicans
took at the polls on Tuesday, and he vowed to remain in office "until all the
votes are counted. This race is still too close to call, and the results seem
fishy to my advisors considering the mandrake given me by the American people to
protect them from the evil ones. Everyone should just stay calm and keeping
shopping."
Bush suggested that he might have to talk with President-elect Barack Obama next week without pre-conditions, despite Obama's rejection of administration demands that he issue a blanket pardon for Bush and vice-president in hiding Lon Cheney in exchange for the keys to the White House.
"This non-violent transfer of power is one of the skidmarks of a true democracy," Bush told the South Lawn of the White House on a gray morning when the economy continued to deteriorate and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan were still ugly messes that had now cost nearly 5,000 American lives for no reason.
Said Bush: "Enduring this tradition is as smooth as possible is the biggest priority of my legacy, and the American people demand that as much."
Bush's message was the latest in a series of acknowledgements that he, his family, and close friends and relatives are preparing to leave the country during the next 75 days. Although no country has thus far agreed to shelter the First Idiot and his henchpeople, many observers believe that Paraguay, Bolivia, Colombia, or Argentina will ultimately provide the developmentally disabled president with sanctuary, although no one is certain that Bush will be safe from bounty hunters dispatched to apprehend him for trial as a war criminal.
On Thursday morning, Bush announced that Jack Bauer and the "entire staff of CTI will be briefing the president elect on how to continue winning the war against terror. I know that some people think that Jack Bauer has gone rogue, but he's always been with us, instead of against us, unlike the liberals and Democrats. Taken together, these measures represent an unpredicated effort to ensare the executive branch in desperation to dispel its responsibilities at all times. We must keep our detention to the tacit hand because the American people respect no less. I ask that all survivors remain focused on the ghouls ahead."
© Copyright 2008, Faustroll, Ligi, and Associates. All Rights Reserved. The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge and Laundromat, a leisure disservice of the Church of the Oven of Peace, provides imaginary solutions to your imaginary problems and imaginary cures for your imaginary illnesses. Leading the blind since 1896.
Bush suggested that he might have to talk with President-elect Barack Obama next week without pre-conditions, despite Obama's rejection of administration demands that he issue a blanket pardon for Bush and vice-president in hiding Lon Cheney in exchange for the keys to the White House.
"This non-violent transfer of power is one of the skidmarks of a true democracy," Bush told the South Lawn of the White House on a gray morning when the economy continued to deteriorate and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan were still ugly messes that had now cost nearly 5,000 American lives for no reason.
Said Bush: "Enduring this tradition is as smooth as possible is the biggest priority of my legacy, and the American people demand that as much."
Bush's message was the latest in a series of acknowledgements that he, his family, and close friends and relatives are preparing to leave the country during the next 75 days. Although no country has thus far agreed to shelter the First Idiot and his henchpeople, many observers believe that Paraguay, Bolivia, Colombia, or Argentina will ultimately provide the developmentally disabled president with sanctuary, although no one is certain that Bush will be safe from bounty hunters dispatched to apprehend him for trial as a war criminal.
On Thursday morning, Bush announced that Jack Bauer and the "entire staff of CTI will be briefing the president elect on how to continue winning the war against terror. I know that some people think that Jack Bauer has gone rogue, but he's always been with us, instead of against us, unlike the liberals and Democrats. Taken together, these measures represent an unpredicated effort to ensare the executive branch in desperation to dispel its responsibilities at all times. We must keep our detention to the tacit hand because the American people respect no less. I ask that all survivors remain focused on the ghouls ahead."
© Copyright 2008, Faustroll, Ligi, and Associates. All Rights Reserved. The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge and Laundromat, a leisure disservice of the Church of the Oven of Peace, provides imaginary solutions to your imaginary problems and imaginary cures for your imaginary illnesses. Leading the blind since 1896.
Posted: Thu - November 6, 2008 at 08:46 PM
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