Terrorists attack Sarah Palin by phone


Alexander Graham Cracker
New Media Desk
Pataphysical Information Media Press Syndicate
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MONTREAL (PIMPS) — Tina Fey look alike Sarah Palin was victim of a terrorist attack Saturday when a Canadian comic claiming to be French President Nicolas Sarkozy told her she would make a good topless president. "None of the other possible candidates has the rack you have," said Marc-Antoine Audette, a member of the extreme comedy commando group The Masked Avengers.

"Well, thanks for your support, but this rack is Todd's alone," Palin replied.

The fake Sarkozy suggested that he and Palin should go hunting together by helicopter, and Palin responded with "Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we're getting work done," laughing. "We can kill two birds with one stone that way, as long as we don't bring along Dick Cheney."

The recording is set to air Monday on Quebec's hamster powered radio network.

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Posted: Sat - November 1, 2008 at 04:31 PM          
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