McCain Insiders Allege Obama Dirty Tricks in Palin Pick
Rob Roy
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Four-Star Douchebag of Liberty, Retired
Pataphysical Reality Information Cooperative Knowlegebase Service
0410302008FUAFW10433701PMS
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— With Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Maverick Palin now looking to
establish herself as the leading Republican contender for the White House in
2012, insiders in John McCain's doomed campaign are now looking for someone to
blame for putting her on the ticket. It looks like Obama is the chief
suspect.
Originally the McCain camp had pinned their hopes for pinning the blame for McCain's inevitable drubbing on November 4 on the former beauty contestant and Alaskan governatrix whose folksy speechifications and annoying tendency to wink when confronted with discomfort have become fodder for late night talk shows and office humor around the country, but it turns out that a significant portion of the country is comprised of people without the good sense that God gave grits.
"We had no idea how many idiots who vote there were in this country," said one McCain loyalist who requested anonymity to avoid being mistaken for a moose during the current hunting season.
In recent days, the McCain campaign has backed off its criticism of Palin as a diva and whack job who needs professional counseling and that the 72-year-old former Vietnam POW had no idea who the Tina Fey look alike was before he chose her as his running mate.
Now it seems certain that whatever the outcome of next Tuesday's election, the clear winner will be Sarah Palin and her legion of lower middle class idiots whose biggest concern in life is wondering who might be looking down on them.
As a result, McCain's last ditch effort to shift responsibility from his shoddy decision making processes to an alleged plot by Barrack Obama and the liberal elite is seen as much effort to keep Palin's base from hunting him down on November 5th as an attempt to keep the election close.
© Copyright 2008, Faustroll, Ligi, and Associates. All Rights Reserved. The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge and Laundromat, a leisure disservice of the Church of the Oven of Peace, provides imaginary solutions to your imaginary problems and imaginary cures for your imaginary illnesses. Leading the blind since 1896.
Originally the McCain camp had pinned their hopes for pinning the blame for McCain's inevitable drubbing on November 4 on the former beauty contestant and Alaskan governatrix whose folksy speechifications and annoying tendency to wink when confronted with discomfort have become fodder for late night talk shows and office humor around the country, but it turns out that a significant portion of the country is comprised of people without the good sense that God gave grits.
"We had no idea how many idiots who vote there were in this country," said one McCain loyalist who requested anonymity to avoid being mistaken for a moose during the current hunting season.
In recent days, the McCain campaign has backed off its criticism of Palin as a diva and whack job who needs professional counseling and that the 72-year-old former Vietnam POW had no idea who the Tina Fey look alike was before he chose her as his running mate.
Now it seems certain that whatever the outcome of next Tuesday's election, the clear winner will be Sarah Palin and her legion of lower middle class idiots whose biggest concern in life is wondering who might be looking down on them.
As a result, McCain's last ditch effort to shift responsibility from his shoddy decision making processes to an alleged plot by Barrack Obama and the liberal elite is seen as much effort to keep Palin's base from hunting him down on November 5th as an attempt to keep the election close.
© Copyright 2008, Faustroll, Ligi, and Associates. All Rights Reserved. The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge and Laundromat, a leisure disservice of the Church of the Oven of Peace, provides imaginary solutions to your imaginary problems and imaginary cures for your imaginary illnesses. Leading the blind since 1896.
Posted: Thu - October 30, 2008 at 02:02 PM
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