Palin calls Obama a blood-sucking abortionist
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SCROTUM, PA (TITSUP) — Republican vice
presidential candidate Sarah "Winky" Palin blasted Barack Obama on abortion on
Saturday, calling the Democratic presidential candidate "radical blood-sucking
coat-hanger advocate who keeps palling around with terrorists and can't even
find the middle ground on the issue of
life."
Palin said she and Republican presidential candidate John McCain would be "defenders of the culture of life that all good Americans embrace, from Jesus to Terri Schiavo and her parents, who should be made saints by the Pope for the honor they bestowed upon the lives of all of us who didn't know better." Palin opposes abortion in all cases except where the pregnancy involves a member of or apologist for al Qaeda.
Alaska's governor also touched on the usual campaign themes of hatred and division during her speech to about 5,000 retarded supporters in Scrotum, a suburb of Smegma, but she focused on primarily on children with special needs and then abortion. Palin, whose infant son, Trigger, has Elizabeth Diane Downs syndrome, said she and McCain would make protecting such children a priority, "no matter the cost. This is a mission that God demands of us, to protect the lame and the halt and the blind."
"Every child has something to contribute, even if it's just drooling at the table for Sunday dinner, if we give them that chance," she said.
Palin said it was about time that Obama was "called" on his abortion views and "taken to task for being anti-life and pro-Arab. Puhlease," Palin smiled, "it is not negative and it's not mean-spirited to talk about his worthless Godless record of supporting death and destruction over family and faith."
"In short, Sen. Obama is an un-American politician who has long since left behind even the middle ground on the issue of life. He's fighting with those who won't protect a child born alive, even though they have insurance!" she said.
"A vote for Barack Obama is a vote for activist courts that will continue to smother the damaged children who favor an open and democratic debate that we deserve and that we need on this issue of life — that's OK, that debate — at both the state and fetal level," she said.
"We prefer candidates who don't talk about us one way in Scrotum and then another way in San Francisco, where all those satanic gay people live," she said.
© Copyright 2008, Faustroll, Ligi, and Associates. All Rights Reserved. The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge and Laundromat, a leisure disservice of the Church of the Oven of Peace, provides imaginary solutions to your imaginary problems and imaginary cures for your imaginary illnesses. Leading the blind since 1896.
Palin said she and Republican presidential candidate John McCain would be "defenders of the culture of life that all good Americans embrace, from Jesus to Terri Schiavo and her parents, who should be made saints by the Pope for the honor they bestowed upon the lives of all of us who didn't know better." Palin opposes abortion in all cases except where the pregnancy involves a member of or apologist for al Qaeda.
Alaska's governor also touched on the usual campaign themes of hatred and division during her speech to about 5,000 retarded supporters in Scrotum, a suburb of Smegma, but she focused on primarily on children with special needs and then abortion. Palin, whose infant son, Trigger, has Elizabeth Diane Downs syndrome, said she and McCain would make protecting such children a priority, "no matter the cost. This is a mission that God demands of us, to protect the lame and the halt and the blind."
"Every child has something to contribute, even if it's just drooling at the table for Sunday dinner, if we give them that chance," she said.
Palin said it was about time that Obama was "called" on his abortion views and "taken to task for being anti-life and pro-Arab. Puhlease," Palin smiled, "it is not negative and it's not mean-spirited to talk about his worthless Godless record of supporting death and destruction over family and faith."
"In short, Sen. Obama is an un-American politician who has long since left behind even the middle ground on the issue of life. He's fighting with those who won't protect a child born alive, even though they have insurance!" she said.
"A vote for Barack Obama is a vote for activist courts that will continue to smother the damaged children who favor an open and democratic debate that we deserve and that we need on this issue of life — that's OK, that debate — at both the state and fetal level," she said.
"We prefer candidates who don't talk about us one way in Scrotum and then another way in San Francisco, where all those satanic gay people live," she said.
© Copyright 2008, Faustroll, Ligi, and Associates. All Rights Reserved. The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge and Laundromat, a leisure disservice of the Church of the Oven of Peace, provides imaginary solutions to your imaginary problems and imaginary cures for your imaginary illnesses. Leading the blind since 1896.
Posted: Sat - October 11, 2008 at 05:41 PM
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