Bhutto promises to give location of bin Laden for Smart bombing
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researchers on Monday confirmed reports that an avatar claiming to be former
Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto seemed to suggest that she might allow a
U.S. military strike to eliminate al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden once she is
installed as the leader of Pakistan under fair elections conducted by "our
supporters in the United
States."
"I would hope that I would be able to take Osama bin Laden myself without depending on the incompetent and corrupt Americans. But if I couldn't do it, of course we are fighting this war together and (I) would seek their cooperation in eliminating him," Bhutto allegedly said in a virtual interview denied by BBC World News America.
Bhutto has bought tickets on Air America Airlines to return to Pakistan on October 18 after eight years of exile. A quick Google search indicates there is no such airline, and imaginary calls to Bhutto, Pakistan, the U.S. and BBC were not immediately answered.
Bhutto claimed to have been in talks with Pakistani strongman Perverts Musharraf about a power-sharing arrangement that would be a win-win-win situation for the U.S. and its puppets in Pakistan.
While U.S. intelligence officials believe bin Laden and other al Qaeda leaders are being protected by tribal leaders in an area of northwestern Pakistan near the Afghanistan border that is largely inaccessible even to Pakistani forces, Bhutto claims that bin Laden has been operating an Arby's in Florida for several years and routinely posts on liberal forums, including Al Franken Web and The Daily Show Forum.
Bush administration officials fear that unilateral U.S. action against the al Qaeda safe haven in Florida could appear to be another terrorist attack by outside extremists.
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"I would hope that I would be able to take Osama bin Laden myself without depending on the incompetent and corrupt Americans. But if I couldn't do it, of course we are fighting this war together and (I) would seek their cooperation in eliminating him," Bhutto allegedly said in a virtual interview denied by BBC World News America.
Bhutto has bought tickets on Air America Airlines to return to Pakistan on October 18 after eight years of exile. A quick Google search indicates there is no such airline, and imaginary calls to Bhutto, Pakistan, the U.S. and BBC were not immediately answered.
Bhutto claimed to have been in talks with Pakistani strongman Perverts Musharraf about a power-sharing arrangement that would be a win-win-win situation for the U.S. and its puppets in Pakistan.
While U.S. intelligence officials believe bin Laden and other al Qaeda leaders are being protected by tribal leaders in an area of northwestern Pakistan near the Afghanistan border that is largely inaccessible even to Pakistani forces, Bhutto claims that bin Laden has been operating an Arby's in Florida for several years and routinely posts on liberal forums, including Al Franken Web and The Daily Show Forum.
Bush administration officials fear that unilateral U.S. action against the al Qaeda safe haven in Florida could appear to be another terrorist attack by outside extremists.
© Copyright 2007, Faustroll, Ligi, and Associates. All Rights Reserved. The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge and Laundromat, a leisure service of the Church of the Oven of Peace, provides imaginary solutions to your imaginary problems. Don't expect no damn salutes. Leading the blind since 1896.
Posted: Mon - October 1, 2007 at 05:51 PM
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