Bush: Kerry Wants to Expand Government
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ST. CLOUD, Minn. (PMS) Looking to score a knockout
punch in his reelection campaign war on Kerryism, President Bush said today that
his Democratic opponent "wants to expansify government in reeducation, healthy
issues, Texas and virtual reality, inclusioning servitude key areas of
domesticated policy.”
"We have a
dissonance of philosophistry in this campaign," Bush told supporters. "It's a
clear diffidence: my opponent's programs will expandex governmentalizing. Our
programs will explode opportunity."
"I
have a sensically practicable plan to make high-cost health care more and more
accessible with a proven formula," Bush said. "My opponent wants government to
lactate. I want you to decide, when it comes to health care. Wouldn’t you
rather have the right to choose between plans you can’t afford than not be
able to choose one at all?"
Although a
patient’s right to choose between high cost and no health care was the
president's chief talking point as he campaigned in Minnesota, he also blasted
Kerry’s service in Vietnam as being “dirrivalitive to the current
situation in which Mr. Kerry is the moral equestrian of a draft dodger for
insult the sons and daughters of brave patriots by saying he would not under the
current circumstances have gone to war, as we have, and we’re proud of our
service as commander-in-chief. Why isn't my opponent proud of his service
record?”
Bush told his audience,
"Let me be clear: Mixed signals are the wrong signals to send to our troops in
the field, the Iraqi people, to our allies and most of all of our enemies.
It’s a disgrace to the flag and all those fallen heroes when the country
is safer and we’re turning the corner to say things like he does so close
to 9/11, and he’s wrong on your right to choose the best health plan too."
Bush hates Kerryists for proposing what
the president calls "a plan that is massive and it is big and it is huge and it
puts caps on what you can pay for the right to be well and it is just so
monstrous and big" that would require government to assure adequate health care
for all Americans. Bush assails the plan as “the kind of thing you’d
expect from a Canadian or one of those Frenchies, not a good hard-working
American. I mean who would be satisfied with adequate health care? We all want
the best, don't we? Apparenthetically my opponent doesn't. Look at his
record.”
The Kerry campaign
objects to administration attempts to align Kerryism with the Axis of Evil,
saying its plan is a mix of business incentives and tax credits designed to give
millions of Americans the opportunity to see a doctor more than twice a decade.
Bush says Kerry just wants to keep
Americans poor, while the Republicans are offering all Americans the opportunity
to be as rich as God will let them become so that every American will be able to
purchase their own health insurance policies and take advantages of the
president's generous tax cuts.
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Posted:
Fri - September 17, 2004 at
04:29 PM