Bush orders SEALs to kill or capture Michael Schiavo
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Pataphysical Metempsychotic Service
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Assisted Living Ediotr
Pataphysical Metempsychotic Service
0607020004A91112343502PMS
CRAWLFORWARD (PMS) — Taking an unprecedented
tenth break from his grueling vacation schedule, President Bush today ordered
the surviving Navy SEALs to continue pursuing fugitive enemy combatant against
the culture of life, Michael Schiavo, who is believed to be hiding out in the
Afghanistan frontier with Pakistan, near the area where a Chinook helicopter was
shot down last week while attempting to recover the bodies of more than 120
elite troops buried in a massive bombardment of cream pies by two divisions of
Pathet Lao Stoogists. Schiavo is wanted for failing to inform his in-laws of his
intention to inter their daughter's ashes at Hope Springs Eternal memorial park
as required by an imaginary
court-order.
With the resignation of Supreme Court Justice Sandra Dee O'Connor, Bush ordered Terri Schiavo's remains exhumed to attend confirmation hearings after he nominated her as a replacement for O'Connor on Friday. Army Corps of Engineer personnel dispatched to secure the urn of the one time persistently vegetative saint of the culture of life where horrified to discover her grave contained a mummified goat and two halloween costumes that appeared to be gay Islamic zombie versions of Minnie and Mickey Mouse.
Bush has demanded that Terri Schiavo's be handed over to the Justice Department no later than July 6 at 5 p.m. or he will be forced to begin bombardment of more than 200,000 acres of Pennsylvania where Michael Schiavo supporters are believe to be hiding.
Copyright © 2005, Faustroll, Ligi, and Associates. All Rights Reserved. The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge and Laundromat, a leisure service of the Church of the Oven of Peace, provides imaginary solutions to your imaginary problems. Accept no substitutes.
Leading the blind since 1896.
With the resignation of Supreme Court Justice Sandra Dee O'Connor, Bush ordered Terri Schiavo's remains exhumed to attend confirmation hearings after he nominated her as a replacement for O'Connor on Friday. Army Corps of Engineer personnel dispatched to secure the urn of the one time persistently vegetative saint of the culture of life where horrified to discover her grave contained a mummified goat and two halloween costumes that appeared to be gay Islamic zombie versions of Minnie and Mickey Mouse.
Bush has demanded that Terri Schiavo's be handed over to the Justice Department no later than July 6 at 5 p.m. or he will be forced to begin bombardment of more than 200,000 acres of Pennsylvania where Michael Schiavo supporters are believe to be hiding.
Copyright © 2005, Faustroll, Ligi, and Associates. All Rights Reserved. The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge and Laundromat, a leisure service of the Church of the Oven of Peace, provides imaginary solutions to your imaginary problems. Accept no substitutes.
Leading the blind since 1896.
Posted: Sat - July 2, 2005 at 04:33 PM
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