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Mon - October 6, 2008Peter Sellers is pissing his winding sheetI just read this hilarious Reuters piece
about French Foreign Minister Ashton Kucher who suffers from Clouseau syndrome.
I am sharing the text with you point out that we're all going to Ell in Anand
Basquiat. Fool me once, and all that. Happy Tennessee.
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Tue - November 13, 2007Hairbrush wasn't loaded but N word guy is still deadReally. How many modern day random executions do
we have to read about? Today it's this kid in New York with a hairbrush getting
sprayed with 20 bullets. I recall a woman killed brandishing a soup can. There
was kid killed pulling out his cell phone. Hey, what the hell. Cops make
mistakes. That's what we pay them for.
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Wed - October 24, 2007Who does their math?I was having a little trouble reconciling today's
report that the First Idiot's never-ending reelection campaign war to ferret out
evil and replace it with cell phone voting is going to run about $2.4 TRILLION
before it winds down, taking most of us with it.
But then I realized what this new information meant: we were finally getting the definition that Goober and his corrupt ignorant buddies and buddettes had in mind for their wonderful No Child Left Behind initiative. I remember when former Depends Secretary McRumsfeld and his cadre of incontinent incompetents were swearing that the entire adventure in Afghanistan and Iraq would run no more than $50 billion. Let's look at those too numbers with all the zeroes. Worst case scenario offered by the unimpeachable treasonous culture of life administration: $50,000,000,000 Probable best case scenario of the actual cost before we lose both wars two administrations from now: $2,400,000.000,000 $50,000,000,000 $2,400,000.000,000 Posted at 05:25 PM Imagine it all
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Sun - September 16, 2007Are you waiting for a bigger penis?Laura says she is. Georgie says he is. Are
you?
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Wed - September 12, 2007Your new, bigger penis is only 30 seconds awayAt least that's what Idaho Senator Larry E. Craig
whispered under the stall to someone he thought was Garrison Keillor at the
Minneapolis airport restroom on June 11, 2007, according to tumescent undercover
sources who wished to remain unobtrusive.
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Thu - February 22, 2007I feel a little smug about this...even if the link is pointing to an orphaned page
with typos in it.
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Sun - February 11, 2007Wow! Like Microsoft's Vista, Parade's annual top ten dicktaster's has me chortling!The obvious critique, of course, is to note how
many of these governing scumbags have established and consolidated their dick
tastorial influenzas with the blind complicity of registered voters in the
nation of miserable fucks (aka NOMF, a trademark of Uncommon Sense), but the
uncommonly sensible approach to responding to
Parade,
one of the most pathetic newsweeklys since
60
Minutes, is to state the obvious, which
those who often claim I am not stating the obvious fail to acknowledge. Where is
the Top Ten Deciders list? Where is the top ten worst Exporters of
Freedomocracies list? Where is the list of registered NOMF voters who have
consistently agreed with bullshit and lies and bring your own soap to the
showers humanity?
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Wed - October 11, 2006Have I recently suggested you bring on the bomb?The news has been so funny the last couple of
weeks that I couldn't stop laughing long enough to write my satirical take on
it, because, of course, satire of lunacy comes across as common sense. This is
not a site devoted to common sense. No sooner did I think that Bush would
respond to the latest school shooting by calling a summit to encourage more
prayer, than he did it. I half expected the dimwit to respond to the Mark Foley
clown show by condemning those who would leak such sensitive information to the
public and endanger national security. Oh. Somebody did that too? I bet John
McCain blamed North Korea's entry into the nuclear club on Bill Clinton. I bet
the liberal media that damned liberal media.
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Tue - September 26, 2006Freddy's BoardCould this asshole be the next target?
Sure.
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George Wimpass Bush, Condi's sausage supreme, should be convicted of war crimes and hangedThis isn't the first time I've written this. I
wrote it before he was officially certified as the supreme First Idiot of the
NOMF.
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Sat - August 5, 2006Recent screenshots from NOMF counter-insurgency operativesThe funniest thing is I don't have time to post
all the submission here, and I obviously can't provide attribution for the
disrespectful posters at AFW that forwarded these screenshots, but rest assured
they will not be rewarded with humjobs in heaven, only because some of them
haven't asked hum jobs.
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Thu - August 3, 2006Just when I thought they would never learnA couple of them have started using proxies
themselves.
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Wed - August 2, 2006Alqueda, Queefs, and EMIA hundred hits from the Al's pathetic limp wrists
today.
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Thu - June 15, 2006Really. I'm not psychic. I only write about what I see.I'm not a press whore. I'm not an academic
apologist. I'm not a policy wonk. I'm not poet. I'm not most of the things that
people allow themselves to be labeled as. I am simply am until I am not. Like
you, except with an attitude in the vacuum of my sanctuary, which owes no
protection to any church, state, or economic poopadoodlist.
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Thu - May 25, 2006Make it doan be troo Chino!OK, so the First Idiot no longer recalls having
ever met Jack Abramoff, despite non-doctored photos showing them together, and
the Secret Service managed to find only a single instance of High-Rolling Jack
visiting the White House for what appears to be an ad hoc bio break on his way
to meet with Tom Delay and Bill Frist for a 18 rounds and idle chit chat. I
wonder who, at this very moment, has been assigned the task of tracking down
every AV instance of Fubar Goober II referring to his good pal Kenny
Boy.
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